OMG!!! Anything but Barry Manilow....please....please...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



I promise I'll be good *crosses heart*

According to The Mavens' Word of the Day, pants in the plural form is an Americanism first recorded in 1840. The word is short for pantaloons, a term that originated with a character in Italian commedia dell'arte who wore both stockings and breeches.

World Wide Words states that these types of clothing (pants, underwear, shorts, tights -- or the equivalent terms for them) were made in two parts. One part for each leg, then belted in the middle, somewhat like chaps on cowboys. Over time, they ended up as one piece of clothing, but the habit of referring to the old "pair" persisted.




Now for a question for you.......Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Holy Chit JAG why the harsh punishment???








In all seriousness, I'd really like that JAG.

MUSHY MUSH MUSH.... ....MUSHY MUSH MUSH


OOPS I did it again!!!

I'm gonna MUSHY GUSHY up your thread JAG....ha ha ha...wha cha gonna do about it???? Huh??? Huh???


Found this on the net........


Collection of the most nauseatingly romantic and sweet quotes ever created in a song or movie or show.



"Do you ever put your arms out and just spin and spin and spin? Well that's what love is like. Everything inside of you tells you to stop before you fall, but you just keep on going." - Practical Magic

"There must be something between us, even if it's only an ocean." - An Affair to Remember

"When you love someone, and you love them with all your heart, it never disappears when you're apart. And when you love someone and you've done all you can do, you set them free, and if that love was true...when you love someone it will all come back to you." - Forget Paris

"Sometimes I wake up before you do and I watch you sleep and I'm overwhelmed because you're so amazing and I don't know why I'm lucky enough to have you in my life; that you're here with me. And I know that I want to spend the rest of my life trying to make you as happy as you make me." - Alias

"Thinking bout every little thing we ever did crazy. Sipping on that memory lane, that lane never closes, seven days of the week I can drive in my sleep cause I've got dreams of love and I love you. I know you feel the same way too. I feel your spirit when you're near me and when you're away. Somehow, somewhere I'll see you again, but until then I've got dreams of loving you." - Gavin DeGraw

"Ever since I was young I never understood anything about the world, and I never understood anything that happened in my life. The only thing that ever made sense to me was you, and how I felt about you. That's all I've ever known and that's enough, that's enough for me for the rest of my life." - Boy Meets World

"I'm just saying thank you. You reminded me of what I'm capable of feeling. It's like I was walking around seeing my life through a smudged window, and then I saw you and the smudges were gone. The window was clean." - Dawson's Creek

"You and I are meant to be together. Period. The end. Cue happy ending music." - Dawson's Creek

"I love you in a really really big, pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you." - Grey's Anatomy

"I'm not here to tell you I can't live without you. I can live without you. I just don't want to." - Rumor Has It

"Maybe getting over someone you're in love with isn't impossible. Unless, maybe you don't actually get over it. Maybe you just learn to live with it." - Felicity

"You were like coming up for fresh air. It's like I was drowning and you saved me. It's all I know." - Grey's Anatomy

"I don't wanna waste anymore of my life without you in it." - Garden State

"For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch, you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep, you never to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don't want to. Cause when you find that right person for a first kiss, it's everything." - Grey's Anatomy

"Well it was a million tiny little things that, when you add them up, they meant that we were supposed to be together, and I knew it. I knew it the very first time I touched her. It was like coming home, only to no home I'd ever known. I was just taking her hand to help her out of a car, and I knew it. It was like magic." - Sleepless in Seattle

"Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? Fall head over heels. I say, find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart. Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back. Because, the truth is, there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love, well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived." - Meet Joe Black

"And then I look over at you, and I am blinded, I'm blinded. You are six inches from my face and you are so ****ing beautiful, I can't even focus my eyes." - P.S.

"Growing up sucks. Not all kisses are magic, and most boys do not live up to your expectations. But there are those times, when everything, I mean love, romance, relationships, it all falls together perfectly. And it's incredible. It's those moments, no matter how depressingly few and far between, that make growing up worth it." - Dawson's Creek

"I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met." - The Wedding Date

"I can hear her heart beat for a thousand miles. And the heavens open everytime she smiles. And when I come to her that's where I belong. Yes, I'm running to her like a river's song." - Van Morrison

"Will you be my shoulder when I'm gray and older? Promise me tomorrow starts with you. Getting high, running wild among the stars above. Sometimes it's hard to believe you remember me." - James Blunt

"Like a moth to a flame, like a song without a name, I've never been the same since I met you." - Eric Clapton

"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it." - City of Angels

"And it's frightening for me to be swimming in this strange sea, but I'd rather be here than on land. Yeah, she's all that I see, and she's all that I need, and I'm out of my league once again." - Stephen Speaks

"And where was I before the day that I first saw your lovely face? Now I see it everyday and I know that I am the luckiest. And in a white sea of eyes, I see one pair that I recognize, and I know that I am the luckiest. I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you." - Ben Folds

"All the lights are on and you are alive. But you can't point the way to your heart. So sublime, when the stars are aligned. But you don't know the greatness you are." - Cary Brothers

"I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned. And I have to speculate that God himself did make us into corresponding shapes like puzzle pieces from the clay. True, it may seem like a stretch, but it's thoughts like this that catch my troubled head when you're away, when I am missing you to death." - Iron and Wine

"I remember thinking I'll go on forever only knowing I'll see you again. But I know the touch of you is so hard to remember, but like that touch I know no other. And for sure we have danced in the risk of each other. Would you like to dance around the world with me?" - Dave Matthews Band

"You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting." - Hook

"She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen." - Say Anything

"What I really want to do with my life, what I want to do for a living, is I want to be with your daughter. I'm good at it." - Say Anything

"You said you couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in you. Well I believed in you. I just didn't believe in me. I love you. Always." - Pretty in Pink

"I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?" - Sixteen Candles

"You treated me rough. That was the worst time of my life. I didn't care what other people said, I just wanted you near me. I still have faith, faith in the both of us. I still believe in you. You gave me all your love. You made me pure inside. I can't believe we are over, but your love did me so good. After all the things you've done, many people can't believe it, but I can. I still believe in you." - Gavin DeGraw

"You're not perfect, sport. And let me save you the suspense. This girl you met, she's not perfect either. But the question is, whether or not you're perfect for each other." - Good Will Hunting

"Have you ever felt like you were just really meant to be with somebody? Like your whole life was just kind of this big mess that just kinda kept happening up until the day when this unbelievable person came into your life, and then suddenly, you know, you didn't feel so lost anymore. You felt like everything you thought you'd been doing wrong in your life, you're actually doing it right, because that whole time she was coming closer to you. You just weren't smart enough to know it, or brave enough to just tell her." - The Third Wheel

"Look, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me." - Runaway Bride

"I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn't know this either, but love don't make things nice; it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are ********." - Moonstruck

"Someday love will find me in the rough. Someday love will finally be enough. I shine a little more lately." - Anna Nalick

"I know in the past I've caused you pain and I'm sorry. And I'll always be sorry until the day I die. And I hate this pen I'm holding because I should be holding you. I hate this paper under my hand because it isn't you. I even hate this letter because it's not the whole truth. Because the whole truth is so much more than a letter can even say. If you want to hate me, go ahead. If you want to burn this letter, do it. You could burn the whole world down; you could tell me to go to hell. I'd go, if you wanted me to. And I'd send you a letter from there." - My So-Called Life

"We ended up having one of those conversations where you feel like there is no use hiding anything anymore, you've just given yourself so entirely to the other person that you feel like running around your apartment and opening up your drawers and closets and cabinets and pulling out all sorts of shameful things and arraying them on the bedspread and shouting, 'Look at this! And this! But love me!'" - The Big Love







OK JAG, I think I've tortured you enough.




I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth!

mmmmm MONKEY bread....good stuff, but due to my diet I have omitted the monkeys. They're just to darn fattening! Below is my version...which is ummm a little fattening too, but at least you don't get those pesky monkey hairs stuck between your teeth.


MONKEY BREAD

3 packages of buttermilk biscuit tubes
1 cup sugar (divided)
2 teaspoons cinnamon
1 cup butter
1/2 cup brown sugar


Take 3 packages of buttermilk biscuit tubes (10 per roll) and cut each roll into 4 pieces. Drop roll pieces into 1 cup sugar and 2 teaspoons cinnamon. Drop sugar-coated pieces into a well buttered Bundt pan (don't squish roll pieces when placing them in the Bundt pan).
Put 1/2 cup of the left-over sugar/cinnamon mix and 1/2 cup packed brown sugar and 1 cup of butter (2 sticks) into a small saucepan.

Bring this mixture just to a boil; remove from heat immediately. Carefully drizzle over the roll pieces.

Bake at 350°F for 30 minutes.

Cool slightly in an upright position, then tip pan over onto a plate to remove monkey pull-apart bread.

enjoy

Insanity:Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

~Albert Einstein

This one time, at Mingle camp.........

Only you Goof could pull off a roach thread.

I like your new pic btw!

Life is all about nuts?? No wonder I'm having a hard time....I freggin hate nuts!

I would like a "date" though

OK bad pun...I'll go away now.

Happy Easter

Back off buddy! I had dibs on this first ( refer to page 4)

Hey Cats, do you mind if I put this in the "requirements/what I'm looking for" section of my profile???

I was kidding....chat away....remember to never take life too seriously and just have fun.

Now SHUT UP and DANCE!




Again...kidding

LMFAO!That's good stuff right there! You rock sky!!!

What's with men and all the talkie talk??? I mean seriously, can't ya just stand there and look PURTY so I can have my way with you??? I have too many other things to do to be bothered by the boring dribble that comes out of your pie hole.

True love??? Meh, I don't think it exist. Have you tried THE porn...they say it's all the rage today.

OK sorry, I'll be serious now. I don't think this is a great question to be asking 10,000 people on a dating site, but hey ya never know what response you might get.

Best of luck to you and welcome to Mingle2!

GO AHEAD and post your jokes uk1971. That's FINE by me. I had NOTHING else to do but waste my time reading this stupid joke!So THANKS....THANKS A LOT...that's FIVE MINUTES I'll never get back!WHATEVER UK1971...THAT'S OK, I'll just post a funnier joke so DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT!!!

*Loud sigh*




I love this joke uk1971!!! In fact I love all the jokes you post! Keep'em coming!!!!!

Jesus Goof that was you who peed in my sink??!! and to think this whole time I was blaming it on the cat!

Seriously dude, you got to stop the peeing in the sink thingy. That's just NOT KEWL MAN....NOOOOOOOOTTTT KKKKEEEEWWWWLLL!!!!!


Also, you need to apologize to my kitty.


Oh and say sorry to the cat too!