I´d give mine a 3 out of 20

19.1!

.....Austridge coloured??

Dunno that much about jello...but pink and green would make a lovely
dessert for eggs and bacon I believe lol!

Not if it´s Rhode Island lol!

Well I actually are having fun. Can´t speak their language and I can´t
dance due to my injuries but hey...they have been young and it´s amazing
how the women remembers it and the men has totally forgot it.


Note to myself...place as grumpy old man is obviously taken...be happy
when old instead

Well I´m still laughing lol! My sisters have the same humour as me so I
would have done the same for them hehe.


Well my rented superminicar comes tomorrow so maybe i should ask one of
the ladies to accompany me on a disasterful drive to the adventures
beyond the caves. Well...if I can fit any of them in the car

hehe yeah if I could...to bad I´m waaaaay to intense for that




Damn this blood that runs in my vains...

Well it´s not so bad. Tomorrow we´re apparently going to look for a bird
that lives in the mountains. A bird!!

I just bought a few beers for a couple from Berlin I think, and they
said that their daughter soon was out of her 3rd marriage. Maybe I
wanted her number

Looks cool with the mountains and all

Well...I knoooow it sounds really nice...but may I fill in
the...eh...blanks??

For you that doesn´t know me, I crashed my bike a couple of weeks ago
and my sweet sisters thought it would be a good thing to ship me off to
a 5 star resort in Mallorca. *that would be a small island in the
Mediterrain Sea or however it´s spelled hehe*
Right. I got here yesterday quit happy to do nothing I guess.
Problem is...they have booked me into a resort for elderly German
couples that thinks fun is being brave enough to have their bacon well
done in the morning. I guess my sisters revenge for me being obnocious
for the last...oh 15 years or so has finally reached its toll since they
keep on texting me with frases like " Having fuuuun yet brother??" or
"Hows the jello?"

So what shall I do? Break up a few marriages?
The old women love me

Bienvenido I just came here yesterday and it takes a day or
two to get the know-how here

Paul I´m not gonna be your pimpdaddy here...sorry dude! You never shared
your income!

Hey my heat went out with the storm last night ,and the LL here came by,
looked at it and said: Dude this is Spain, summer will be here shortly."
And with these wise wordes he pondered of to the next room in the hotel
that had no water coming. I stood still in the hallway to hear his reply
and sure...there it was a couple of seconds later: " Dude...you have the
ocean 50 yards from here, I´m sure you can take a bath there."

You gotta love these 5 star resorts

Greyhound...can´t say I have, if they don´t have a station for
borderpolice. Then I have been close

Well Ms Bond, it´s this tiny little homemade village kind of...better
known as Port Perry:O) Excellent base for exploring Canada. Or it was
anyweays

Wow hi everyone! Let´s get the party started
Or just chat...works fine for me lol.

I lived just outside Toronto in the smallest and sleepiest village ever
for a year. So...does that count?

I loved Canada, just like Sweden but bigger hehe. And I have been to
every province and almost every big city. *What can I say...I had the
coolest job *

Not totally sured i was invited here hehe...but since I liked living in
SLO, CAI figured I´ll use that for now.


Sweden would be the place I stir up hell nowadays


And Jess...there will never be a category for you

Hey girl!