Bl8/Alex/Superqueen...Yeah ...I always end up in the spamfilters. Go
figure

Well currently I´m a refugee in the hotel internetroom with a 19 y old
girl that´s trying to escape her embarrasing singing parents. What can I
say...there´s enough material here to fill any Agatha Cristie book

Yep, rum´s taken over me to. Damn these vacations!

Otherwise...under the influence of not wanting a relationship, however
single.
If you don´t count those darn bedbugs! Bastards trying to fix me up with
a fleecircus

I promise I will post one every day. Oh God...

In fact...the retirees seem to have been caught on one or two pictures,
yes I´m afraid so

Bienvenido...welcome...willkommen...

I suddenly woke up this morning around 8am by the sound of a snoring old
man. No, it wasn´t me. My roommate that are closer to 130 than 50
apparently has some problem with a big nose / small nostrils so the
sound coming from him would make a proud Harley Davidsson owner faint
and go home.

Well since I was awake I decided to take my cake-looking rental car up
in the mountains to at least get some views for my evil camera.
Little did i know that every senior citizen in Germany had the same idea
this morning. They just thought of it 3 hours earlier, so by the time I
got up on the small roads...they were already jammed with small,
funnylooking colourful cars with people inside tha wouldn´t be able to
leave the car without someone pouring some kind of oil on them.

I did finally reach the highest point only to see that it was a bit
cloudy and the Oldies already had put their butts on every chair at the
restaurant. Oh well...a bag of potatochips later I was on my way down on
the southside.
And there i found the next problem!

By now it was mid day and everyone that couldn´t afford a rental car had
instead rented a bicycle and being somewhatr possessed by Lance
Armstrong now happily tried to bike their way up the mountain.
No biggy you say...Imagine roads klingering on to the mountain side with
a 600ft drop on the other side and so small you can hardly pass
eachother with the small cars. Got the image?
Now add hundreds of people with bicycles with no breath left and 80
degrees in the shade. Yeah...now you get it:O)

Oh well...another day in paradise

Alex and Dunc...you are like two little children running around
halfnaked in the garden lol!

Well...I might come, Alex. never count me out af anything

Lex...exactly. The day you think you know everything is the day you have
lost your way.

Who are you calling soft? No beerbelly here!

Yeah you´re such a slow starter lol!

well I don´t believe that there exists gurus, only people that think
they know something that most already know.

Stew...no such thing as a freebie, she probably wants us to take care of
the entertainment tonight. So if you dance baby dance...I´ll sit over
here accept admission

Hey dude! Tell you what, I´ll pay for your horsep...sorry beer if you
pay mine

Oh! A baaaar! Finally... Dark rum and coke pliiiiiis!

I can´t get categorized...or maybe that´s why I can get categorized?
Damnit!

Me? Doing something? Dude I just entered the room and I think he had a
minor attack...no one had told him he was sharing *nor me for that sake
haha* and he thought my bags were just there because someone was
`picking them up later lol!


That´s okay...I think the weather is picking up for tomorrow so I can
wotk on that tan...AROUND my bandage lol!

No they play Eurodisco with German lyrics really loud all around the
pool. I guess the Oldies can´t here that well anymore hehe.

And noooo Marina, no music with me...I think I will die soon...or maybe
my roomie will die before me, smells like that

Haha I have even more to complain about today! I´ve been up and around
in my little cool rentalcar and now when I got back to the hotel they
have decided that my apartment was waaay to big for me so now I´m
sharing with a 70 year old man! And he smells!


Gee I know now why women prefer younger men

Content!

Well today I have rented a car so I can flee from the elderly women.
Yaaay! ;O)