Keep in mind this actually did happen. This is someone who was moving from an insurance claims office.

(Make sure you read the story under the picture.)




Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:


Wal-Mart Employee: 'Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?'


Customer: 'I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'

Walmart Employee: 'What you wants on the cake?'


Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.

And here I thought it was a pickle! LOL I need to get out more!!

Set It Free

If you love something set it free. If it comes back to you it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back it was never yours to begin with.

But, if it sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone and takes your money....you either married it or gave birth to it.

Excellent!

say what again?

X-Ray by The Maccabees

noooo not again!

taming the waves on my surf board

Werewolf of London

quaff pina coladas

oooops

Under Dog

now and forever

orange sandals

casually screaming out

Fried Crispy Critter

moths dancing in the moonlight

Star Man

Everyone wants a piece of poor John

pie dish dirty