zoo

fun being me

xmas cookies :)

Excellent story!!

Age is more a state of mind than a number, and my number is 48 (until Spet.). I've met some really OLD people at 20 and some KIDS at 81.

head to the end in my pants

Tito

wondering if he's a strange man

Bit her tongue yet again

Robert

got caught peeping in the girls locker room

it's a natural act in my pants

Phylis

SHed

Adam ate Alice again and again

Nancy

an oldie but goodie!

Four Worms And A Lesson


A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.


At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the
following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.


So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand and
said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't
have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service --

My favorite....

Stressed backwards is Desserts!

Good one!