i am

i have a good friend that is a mortician that if she said yes i would be
on a plane faster then you could shake a stick at. she is a very
beautiful and funny girl it is just truly awesome.

so that's how it happened wow and i got male twice guess i need to stay
off of yahoo.

so that's how it happened wow and i got male twice guess i need to stay
off of yahoo.

ladies just give me a call i am certified now.

NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH



Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of
Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins
to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The
woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue; her eyes widen and she
shakes her head no.

The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long
lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe
again, the hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table.

His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick maneuver',
but I ain't never seed nobody do it.

re enlistment papers with my name on them. thanks for the ride.

a cucumber and some cooking oil

i am have trouble with msn messanger. sometimes when i use it i can not
get my mouse to work right the curser will not go where i tell it to and
i can not type anything at all this will last for a few minutes then
just go away like nothing happen.it is like when you have a remote
access come in and take over your screen. can anyone offer me any help
on this?

it's all about number 17

just my fingers what is up with that?

well if i could read your hand writting it would be used

to ice princess I AM TRULY SORRY

my unused phone number

only if it is GREEN jello

just go out and do something to keep your mind bust and enjoy your time
when it comes.

i am here and alive

if you have some rubbing achole put about an 1/8 of the tank with it and
the rest with freash gas that will help clean the varnish out of the
carb and cyclenders

i love to cook and do it as much as i can so if she si willing to keep
me company as i cook i could care less if she ever cooked.

i was talking about aside from my boys they are my heart and sole and
that is a give i was talking outside of them