NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH



Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of
Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins
to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The
woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue; her eyes widen and she
shakes her head no.

The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long
lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe
again, the hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table.

His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick maneuver',
but I ain't never seed nobody do it.

dude thats so funny

This is funny!!! :)

THATS WAS SOME CRAZY SH*T

ladies just give me a call i am certified now.

lmao good one

ROFLMAO

lmaoo...