The choices we make enslave our souls.

My Father...don't know where he robbed it from,I forget the source

Roachy!! There you be. Thought the fuzz finally caught up with
you!

Duncan...My legs are not short and fat...we won't discuss the hairy at
the moment.

I gotta go take the dog for a walk...If the Roach shows up tell her to
leave the shoes in the mailbox and I'll be sure to take good care of
them ...and I'll be expecting some of that 'special' chocolate as a
reward.

Did it really? It left a message...Two actually, on my answering machine
that it was on the lam and I might find it here. I think it was just
looking for a place to stash the Choos till the heat dies down.

No...Not been drinking...doing a lot of night shifts though. That causes
severe brain constipation.

Yep...starting to look like CSers in exile over here...

I'm talking about a bug...who likes Mary...Maybe she ran off with Bob...

Has anybody seen my Roach?
She escaped from open custody round about easter sunday.
Last seeing screaming down the streets of Amsterdam on peddle bike with
nothing but on but Jimmy Choos and a white widow clenched between her
teeth.
Currently wanted in relation to an assult on a dung beetle. Witnesses
say said beetle was flung, with intent, in the canal and left for dead.
Investigaters say that if it wasn't for the ball he was carrying with
him and his natural tendency to retain hot air he surely would have
drowned.
In spite of the beetle's survival the incident is still under
investigation. The general public...especially tourists are warned to be
on the lookout for this roach as she is believed to be armed and
dangerous. If sited do not approach! Call the local pest control and for
christ sake don't mess with her shoes!

Right now and for a long time my favorite is Lindt milk chocolate. I
have heard that Amsterdam has some deadly chocolate...I'm still waiting
for proof!

Hmmm...I'm pretty picky about things I put in my mouth :-) Probably
mussels and I had to work up to that.

Chocolate...Did someone say chocolate...YES YES YES!