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 I can't get this God damn sock unstuck...I'm a sitting duck...errr swinging duck...I'm screwed regardless....oh how did things go so wrong...that's it I'm never getting out of bed without coffee in hand again... 
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distinctive, ululating yell, runs for the chandelier, leaps like a
cougar...opps, ****...damnit...oh crap. My aim was off now my friggin sock is stuck....A little help here? Guys..... owww....that's not funny...*swings helplessly hung up by sock* ..... well at least my shirt can't fall up...since I ripped it off... OWWW damn it...Awwwe now I have gum in my hair! 
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Oh damn it I don't even have a coffee in yet...my aim is gonna be
off...* rips off t shirt, beats chest and yells like tarzan* now where's the nearest chandelier...I need a vantage point!) 
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I thought it was about a sock in a refrigerator..which somehow I got
fingered for. It's not mine!! Though I have from time to time had furry things growing in my fridge I do not house clothing articles there!  *checks feet* Yeah there both there ...so there humph
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Topic:
TIME TO MAKE THE COFFEE
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okay coffee is in ...I got no excuse...I gotta go take care of some
business... *whistles* Taken care of business everyday.... damn that's still a great song! |
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Tiger...you're not hard to cook for. lol... Will you eat all the yellow
ones everybody leaves behind? |
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Consider the red ones yours...lmao!
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Thanks tiger...
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MMM french Vanilla creamer...Good Idea Miss D. Got enough for two? I'll
keep all the black beans for you...lol |
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Lost...One Roach
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Roachy where the hell did you go that fast? You miss your dose of
Ritalin this morning or what? You're like somone with itchy ass syndrome ...can't sit still for two min... 
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Yeah...coffee!! I need a double today...gotta go to the deeds office for a friend and sort out some red tape on property...should be fun... 
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Lost...One Roach
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bl8ant....Have you been rolling around in the widow again
?c0ckroack...what is that?  
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Lost...One Roach
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The bean is good. How's the Tulip?
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Well no wonder they were always *****ing they never had time to police the site...they were up to their eyeballs trying to read all our personal mail 
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Banana's are Good
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The Banana is probably my favorite fruit. I have one nearly every day.
My dog likes them too. 
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Topic:
Lost...One Roach
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Similar to my last one Mr Dj
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Lost...One Roach
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Umm The raid would be for sniffing then? lol
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D..you think you can just roll out a good piece of chocolate and we're
all putty in your hands...We're not all chocolate whores you know,,,Ummm whatca ya got there? 
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Topic:
Lost...One Roach
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You'll need a hell of a lot more than a wimpy can of raid to bring her
down
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Topic:
find a quote and
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It happens...occasionally
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