Has anybody seen my Roach?
She escaped from open custody round about easter sunday.
Last seeing screaming down the streets of Amsterdam on peddle bike with
nothing but on but Jimmy Choos and a white widow clenched between her
teeth.
Currently wanted in relation to an assult on a dung beetle. Witnesses
say said beetle was flung, with intent, in the canal and left for dead.
Investigaters say that if it wasn't for the ball he was carrying with
him and his natural tendency to retain hot air he surely would have
drowned.
In spite of the beetle's survival the incident is still under
investigation. The general public...especially tourists are warned to be
on the lookout for this roach as she is believed to be armed and
dangerous. If sited do not approach! Call the local pest control and for
christ sake don't mess with her shoes!

are you talking about mary or a bug?
<-----don't mind BOB he was the stealer btw
so he is in time out for the day

Bob did you steal from jelly bean

I'm talking about a bug...who likes Mary...Maybe she ran off with Bob...

um jelly bean, wer yu drinking when the roach ran off without her shoes?

ummmmm...bean" alot of folks like mary.......

but.but.but.......... not me........

No...Not been drinking...doing a lot of night shifts though. That causes
severe brain constipation.

I think it passed through here last night .........

Did it really? It left a message...Two actually, on my answering machine
that it was on the lam and I might find it here. I think it was just
looking for a place to stash the Choos till the heat dies down.

I gotta go take the dog for a walk...If the Roach shows up tell her to
leave the shoes in the mailbox and I'll be sure to take good care of
them ...and I'll be expecting some of that 'special' chocolate as a
reward.

Jimmy Choos??? Nothing that common, dahhling!!

um someone call c0ckroach?? were ya lookin for me???? hahahhhhaaaa

ever since my refrigerator got moved i have had to hide out over in the
shadows of the poetry thread...i scurry here and there and if you really
want me you will find me everywhere!!!!


hey dave!!!


xxxxx!!!!!

oh yea ...........ppppffffftttttttttttttt.....ear





passes the roach =o)

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u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lilly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


=o)

Dave? .... Lilly? ...

One does night shifts, has short fat hairy legs and a beard ... and the
other is male!!

OH!

She's going to pay you back!

Duncan...My legs are not short and fat...we won't discuss the hairy at
the moment.

Roachy!! There you be. Thought the fuzz finally caught up with
you!

wheres that can of raid when ya need it