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where's all the nice guys
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Im a nice guy.... Welcome Dr. Mad....ignore the automatic vacuums perusing the place from the last big argument and take a seat..... ![]() |
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I do what im actually getting paid to do, yep, i do this at work....
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where's all the nice guys
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Im a nice guy....
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I applied for a job there, but it seems my "moobs" are not as desirable as i had previously thought....
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Girls night out
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and far!ted. |
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Topic:
SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 14
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Single...
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Human
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Tamacun - Rodrigo y Gabriela
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I BET YA NEVER KNEW THIS :)
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"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
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Bumper Stickers
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"Im so happy i could ****"
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
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"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."
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Topic:
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
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If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
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Topic:
Just met a man...
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My neighbour had a dog with 3 legs once.... he named her "Eileen....."
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Topic:
Would you date YOU?
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My date with myself. So, i took myself out last night on a date, i must say, i was looking as resplendant as my date, i arrived early at a restaurant we had both agreed on and was pleasently surprised to find we had both arrived early.. We took our seats ( I being the gentleman that i am, pulled out my seat for me to sit in) and made some chit chat about the restaurant, work, interests and life in general. Right from the begining i knew i could feel a connection, i know that i felt it too, but both I and I did not want to give any outward signs, not on the first date anyway... I had ordered a steak, while I ordered a Fettucine Cabonara which we washed down with a lovely Merlot. After the meal we had dessert and coffee, we shared lots of laughs, talked philosophy and discussed music, it was amazing. We decided to go for a stroll, so we left the restaurant and walked along the seashore, and discussed things like politics religion and the state of the world economy and whether Micheal Moore is really Sasquatch shaved down and taught to speak. We laughed, oh boy did we laugh, we laughed so much we had tears streaming down our face, people going by looked at me as if i was some kind of oddity to be avoided, but they didnt understand, they would never know the feeling of joy and happiness i was feeling at that very moment. But all too soon it was over, we both had urgent work commitments the next day, so, with promises to stay in touch to arrange a next date, I dropped me off at home and then went home. it was an amazing night, and im looking forward to the next date.... if things go right i might get lucky.... ![]() Thank you. This made me smile. Welcome to Mingle. ![]() ![]() |
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I'd probably go to the future, see who i end up with, whether its working out, get the numbers to the next big lottery, then come back here and quit my job...
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Topic:
My thought for the day
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Another snippet from DrMadloves book of quotes called "The wisdom of fools..." and no, its not a real book... "If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame." ![]() |
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My thought for the day
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My thought for the day...
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.... ![]() |
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Topic:
Here comes the Whambulance!
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Its a little bit funny.....
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this feeling inside...
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8:30!!!! ohhhh Bejaysus!!!! im fished as a part!!!!
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