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Tue 07/07/09 01:45 AM


Im a nice guy....



Welcome Dr. Mad....ignore the automatic vacuums perusing the place from the last big argument and take a seat..... :smile:
Righto, thanks..

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Tue 07/07/09 01:41 AM
I do what im actually getting paid to do, yep, i do this at work....bigsmile

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Tue 07/07/09 01:38 AM
Im a nice guy....

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Tue 07/07/09 01:25 AM
I applied for a job there, but it seems my "moobs" are not as desirable as i had previously thought....:angry: bigsmile

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Tue 07/07/09 01:22 AM
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all.
Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and far!ted.

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Tue 07/07/09 01:13 AM
Single...

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Mon 07/06/09 07:52 AM
Human

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Mon 07/06/09 07:42 AM
Tamacun - Rodrigo y Gabriela

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Mon 07/06/09 07:37 AM
"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

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Mon 07/06/09 07:12 AM
"Im so happy i could ****"

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Mon 07/06/09 07:04 AM
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."

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Mon 07/06/09 07:00 AM
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

what

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Mon 07/06/09 06:51 AM
My neighbour had a dog with 3 legs once.... he named her "Eileen....."

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Mon 07/06/09 06:46 AM


My date with myself.

So, i took myself out last night on a date, i must say, i was looking as resplendant as my date, i arrived early at a restaurant we had both agreed on and was pleasently surprised to find we had both arrived early..

We took our seats ( I being the gentleman that i am, pulled out my seat for me to sit in) and made some chit chat about the restaurant, work, interests and life in general.

Right from the begining i knew i could feel a connection, i know that i felt it too, but both I and I did not want to give any outward signs, not on the first date anyway...

I had ordered a steak, while I ordered a Fettucine Cabonara which we washed down with a lovely Merlot.
After the meal we had dessert and coffee, we shared lots of laughs, talked philosophy and discussed music, it was amazing.

We decided to go for a stroll, so we left the restaurant and walked along the seashore, and discussed things like politics religion and the state of the world economy and whether Micheal Moore is really Sasquatch shaved down and taught to speak.

We laughed, oh boy did we laugh, we laughed so much we had tears streaming down our face, people going by looked at me as if i was some kind of oddity to be avoided, but they didnt understand, they would never know the feeling of joy and happiness i was feeling at that very moment.

But all too soon it was over, we both had urgent work commitments the next day, so, with promises to stay in touch to arrange a next date, I dropped me off at home and then went home.
it was an amazing night, and im looking forward to the next date.... if things go right i might get lucky.... bigsmile


Thank you. This made me smile. Welcome to Mingle.bigsmile
Thank you for the welcome, Wow! i just had a pretty steamy phone coversation with myself today.. it was strangely arousing....

blushing

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Mon 07/06/09 06:44 AM
I'd probably go to the future, see who i end up with, whether its working out, get the numbers to the next big lottery, then come back here and quit my job...


bigsmile

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Mon 07/06/09 06:38 AM

Another snippet from DrMadloves book of quotes called "The wisdom of fools..." and no, its not a real book...

"If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame."

bigsmile

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Mon 07/06/09 06:31 AM
My thought for the day...

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague....

bigsmile

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Mon 07/06/09 12:45 AM
laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 07/06/09 12:36 AM
this feeling inside...

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Sun 07/05/09 11:22 AM
8:30!!!! ohhhh Bejaysus!!!! im fished as a part!!!!drinks