Here in the NYC area don't BS's the cops if you get pulled over. That will only piss them off and guarantee a ticket. Tell the truth.. better change of getting a brake.

if you have friends who are cops here, they give you a 'PBA" card ( Policemen's Benevolent Association). I have them from N.Y.C cops and also from Jersey cops. For when I am over there.

If you get pulled over,You give the cop the card with your license, registration and insurance card and you will get out of the ticket... with a warning. As long as you were not doing anything more serious then speeding and you don't act like a a^^hole.

If you are acting like that or trying to BS them, you will get the ticket.. and they will keep the PBA card ( with your cop friends name and police station number on it) and then they will call that cop and tell him that his friend (you) are a a**hole and that he took the card.

And you get no more PBA cards.

I do

I actually did pass away... for about 3 minutes.. but it felt longer because it was chilly there.

I clearly remember walking down a tunnel towards a light, it got brighter and warmer a I got closer. It was comforting.

But something was tugging me back.. back from where I came from. I didn't want to go back put the pull was too strong.

The next think I remember a opening my eyes in the recovery room and the head of the billing department was standing over me with handful of papers.

I will never forget her words " you ain't going NOWHERE until you pay this f-king hospital bill!!!"

7 foot?.. that's a normal size car you are standing by.
Do you drive from the back seat?

I'm a sperm donor too.. I went 3 times a day for a month. Finally the sperm bank thru me out... said something along the lines of.

Get out!!.. what the f**k is wrong with you!!!

Yes, I am a doctor

Your problem is a common aliment. I have treated many specimens for this problem. Unfortunately medication is ineffective.

My advise is for you to get into crowed elevator the next time your have to pass this odorous bodily function.

Once you have accomplished the deed, you will surely be smacked all over the elevator by fellow passengers and most likely smacked right ouT of the building.

While this will not cure you, it will make you keep it to yourself for the rest of your life.

Myron Steinburgwitz MD

Pretty deep stuff... and that stare... pretty kooky

I would shave 10 yrs off the age, put up some chest pics ( of someone else's chest.. someone in their 30's), say something to the effect that your loaded.. throw in a degree from Yale or Harvard...you know... lie

Its the internet, you can say whatever you want, no one will find out.

Beats me

Well, if you ever find you way up to the NYC area flip on 104.3 ( Q104.3) for the best classic rock... sorry not rally any country music up here.. there should be some, but there isn't.

Lol... Asylum

10,000 or some people are now in Mexico at our boarder. The reason given all along the way was.. asylum.

And I asked the question to the left way back...Asylum.. from what. And not one lefty had a answer.

Because not ONE person interviewed at our boarder claimed persecution of race, politics, freedom or religion from their home country.. not one.

What they did say was they wanted a better life.. a job.. and to raise ( and have) their kids in America. Or that they wanted to get away from the gangs, guess what we have a entire city ( Chicago) where its residents would also like to get away from gangs.. So getting away from gangs is not a reason for asylum.

Not one person claimed persecution based on our asylum guidelines

And btw, a nice number of these "law abiding" people tried to scale the fence in and another group cut thru the barbed wire.

Not exactly law abiding material.. is it.

Just spank off for about 10 years and save the money. Put the money into a IRA or 401K and save for your future.

In the future when you have money you will then get a good girl and you won't have to spank off anymore.

Didn't your father have this money management talk with you?

Greeneyes
Certified Public accountant

Hi, I too am a artist.

I have a gallery in NYC, in the Bronx.. Harlem. I paint African American history and African landscapes. Even though I have never been to Africa and I'm white. But I feel that I do a pretty good job thru the strokes of my brush.

I haven't actually sold any of the work in the last two years, but I hope I will... some day.

If not for Trump, what would these bashers do all day.. everyday?

All they got is sitting by a computer... complaining... never actually doing anything.. just complaining.

I think the thing they fear the most is a WIFI or electrical outage.

Pretty sad actually.

yep... red flag.

I have 2 Aunts that never married, both now in their 60's... two of the nuttiest people you will ever met.

Why would anyone want to go thru the trouble of teaching someone to love? Who has time for that?

that would be seeing my mother in law at 6am before she had her coffee... I remember thinking " Jesus Christ!!..is my wife eventually going to look like that?

now that is horror!!

Well, I won't answer for other Americans but what I wrote is how I felt when he was President and how I feel now.

I liked his background prior to his time in politics. He was a Yale graduate then did his service to the Military.. didn't have to.. but did. And served in war time as a fighter pilot. He then spent a great part of his life in politics and he made a different. Leading our country with a steady hand.

But for me his greatest gift was his ability to be a leader within his family and a role model to his kids and grand children. And a role model for people in general.

And when you role all that together you have a very special person.

thanks for the public service announcement.
also
Do not copy DVD movies under penalty of the F.B.I. Read the warning at the start of the movie!!
They will know.. I don't know how. but they will.. so don't do it!!

He was a gentleman. Some mistook that for softness. He was able to get things done with a Democratic congress because he took the time to speak to people and work thru issues. He led our country well thru tough times. He was humble and never forgot that he was hired to serve the people.

He was a good President, a good politician, a good husband, father and Grandfather. He was a good man.

He is where he belongs, with his wife.

just a full set of teeth... I'm easy to please