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Edited by
keith1916
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Sat 08/22/09 09:20 PM
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 Thats bloody disgusting poor little kid she should get locked up
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i wish i can say that i spent my day in a hospital bed 
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wow it only 12am hear in jersey damn i forgot my damn 
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Topic:
anybody like to play poker
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anybody play much online poker  
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Damn its 4.50 in the UK and i aint tired
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Topic:
My Aunt Molly
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yeah and she was a pretty big woman and wore spandex pants all the time when she farted it would bubble up under the spandex and look like she had a little squirrel running around her thighs
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Care worker
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YEP
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And the best for last? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Very good
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Topic:
mmmmmmm.......
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nice Kebab will sort you out
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Topic:
spelling!
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i relly dont no how peple cant speel coorectily,its rediculos!! hevent they evur gone to scool?
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Topic:
does age matter?
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If your both happy Then no
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Topic:
what are you doing?
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Watching the boob.... but I am about to take a walk in the country to check out a family of hawks..
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Topic:
what are you doing?
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You Crack me up you lot
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Topic:
what are you doing?
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Rolling a fag  In America, that means you're robbing a gay man.   rolling a Cigarette
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Topic:
what are you doing?
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Rolling a fag
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I've been on Mingle since Feb. of 2009 and have been looking for just "Friends" I found a couple flings in the process, but honestly just looking for some long term connections and can't even get replies from women what the heck is that all about! Want to hear irony, I recently just for fun changed my city from where I am to of all places BV Hills and guess what happened? And its only been that way since yesteday, lol. How shallow is that??? So co'mon folks give me your best assessment and I've lived in South Cali all my life! Even attended UCSB in the 90's! Ciao.
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Topic:
NEW
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hello and welcome from the UK
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Topic:
funeral...
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I want Adagio for Strings played at my funeral" theme from Platoon "
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Topic:
Nasty Questions and Answers
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Why do hunters make the best lovers? They always go deep in the bush, shoot more than once, and eat what they shoot!
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