Do the microsoft word thing at the end! It freaked me out!



1) New York City has 11 letters



2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.



3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers
in 1993) has 11 letters.



4) George W Bush has 11 letters.



5) The two twin towers make an "11"



This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:




1) New York is the 11th state.



2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
11.



3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11



4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11



5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1
= 11



6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.
9 + 1 + 1 = 11.



Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254.
>2 + 5 + 4 = 11.



2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.



3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.



4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers
incident.



Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
Now this is where things get totally eerie:



The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the
Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic



Holy Book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and
lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced:
for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
peace."



That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.



Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel
afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:


Open Microsoft Word and do the following(TRY THIS FOR REAL)



1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.


2. Highlight the Q33 NY.



3. Change the font size to 48.



4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1

He said ... I don't know why you wear a
bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said … You wear pants don't you?

He said....Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you
stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

He said… What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the
mirror!

On a wall in a ladies room ..."My husband follows
me everywhere"

Written just below it …" I do not"

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring
men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q. How does a man show that he is
planning for the future?

A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What is the difference between men and
government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. How many men does it take to change a
roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows
where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why are married women heavier than
single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in
the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at
singles bars have in common?

A. They're married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make
woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her.

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her
so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest
1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact
with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic
hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your
dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...
....and wash your darn hands

GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know
where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy.
Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make
out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9
years of bad luck if they are in a crabby mood.

I atched it and it is halarious

My name is Tracy and i am from Colville WA

Congrat and i wish you the best Meeshep

Thank you Catch

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Thank you

that was great

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32
calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it
whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than
mouth wash, so suck a **** and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL

Thank you all for all the kind words i really appricate
it

yeah shoot me i cant spell

that was great

Thank you and congrats on almost three years

it is just my opion

I think she needs it. It will be a good wake up call and then maybe she
will start acting like an adult