He said ... I don't know why you wear a
bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said … You wear pants don't you?

He said....Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you
stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

He said… What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the
mirror!

On a wall in a ladies room ..."My husband follows
me everywhere"

Written just below it …" I do not"

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring
men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q. How does a man show that he is
planning for the future?

A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What is the difference between men and
government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. How many men does it take to change a
roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows
where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why are married women heavier than
single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in
the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at
singles bars have in common?

A. They're married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make
woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her.

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her
so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

Absolutely Awesome!! I loved those!!!

Thanks for the laughs