A farmers wife sees her son coming up the road from school.
As he gets nearer,he kicks one of the pigs.
His mother shakes her her head in annoyance.
He gets even nearer to the house, and kicks one of the cows.
When he comes indoors, his mother says,
"For kicking the pig, there's no bacon for you tonight. And for kicking
the cow, there isn't any milk either!"
Just after this the boys father walks throught the door and kicks the
cat.
The boy looks at his mother and says,
"Are you gonna tell him, or should I?"

OMG
Tom
lmao

Ha, ha, that is a good one... :)

that was great