Topic:
Date night
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As I looked into her eyes across a candlelit table, I felt my knees go weak, my heart began to race and my stomach turned to butterflies.
It was then I realised I'd drugged the wrong drink. |
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Bus crash
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In India today 127 died after a bus crashed and burst into flames. A spokesman for the bus company said "thank god it was only a 12 seater."
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Topic:
Orgasm
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My new girlfriend said to me "after I orgasm I like to kiss and cuddle and fall asleep in each other's arms, what about you?"
I said "well usually I delete my browsing history and flush the tissues down the toilet" |
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If you love someone, set them free.
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Stage 1 or before if we can sort something out on Skype.
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You can work this into your relationship, can be a real turn on.
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Edited by
Paul
on
Tue 01/26/16 06:17 AM
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Is it because you think older women have been round the block a few times and are more likely to do ana1
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