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Mon 02/20/17 04:37 AM
As I looked into her eyes across a candlelit table, I felt my knees go weak, my heart began to race and my stomach turned to butterflies.

It was then I realised I'd drugged the wrong drink.

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Tue 01/31/17 07:23 AM
In India today 127 died after a bus crashed and burst into flames. A spokesman for the bus company said "thank god it was only a 12 seater."

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Tue 01/24/17 01:35 PM
My new girlfriend said to me "after I orgasm I like to kiss and cuddle and fall asleep in each other's arms, what about you?"

I said "well usually I delete my browsing history and flush the tissues down the toilet"

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Tue 05/17/16 03:36 AM
If you love someone, set them free.

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Fri 04/29/16 02:44 AM
Stage 1 or before if we can sort something out on Skype.

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Tue 01/26/16 08:01 AM
You can work this into your relationship, can be a real turn on.

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Tue 01/26/16 06:16 AM
Edited by Paul on Tue 01/26/16 06:17 AM
Is it because you think older women have been round the block a few times and are more likely to do ana1