OMFG Lex ... thanks to you I've spilled my coffee on keybord and you
know why? cuz you can send me money right this minute ... I'm originaly
Russian hahaha

Lex ... Oral sex with a pelican? OMG ...
Who in a right mind would have any sex with a pelican or any other bird
LMAO


Thanks for laughs needed ha ha ha

I do not think that you need to make any false impression, unless you
want to have only One or, best case scenario, a few days of dating.

Being cortious is natural

Just be yourself ... if she will not like it ... then Alas, she was not
meant to be your girl.

Good luck

hahaha Good one

answearing to OP


Do not be paranoid. Don't be like your president

Honestly ... please

Could you just ask her

actually .. Morena you are,big time right ... color of blood or inner
organs or even color of skin ...doesn't matter. We are all human beings
and have simullar desires and such.

The difference in cultures that's where a trouble is.

Would any girl marry Muslim and spend whole her life covering her head
and follow Coran?

What a wonderful news

You guys, take care of each other *Happy Grin*

x

Rambill, please Who is Lucy ... What species? Is it a human being or
what?

enlighten me ... who is Lucy?

LMAO he is reading both haha How unique
oops sorry * blushing*

hon ... you perhaps meant, theory of evolution by Darvin

and if I'm not mistaken he is not a God No? 8gRIN*

you mean there is no femailes in Dayton? haha

where have they are all gone? *wondering*

oops ... Well

you better work on getting a date lol

you see ... so stop complain and make it happens faster, silly lol

It is Okay, hon ... you know this not gonna lasts forever.

Who knows ... there is always tomorrow *Grin*

Cheer up!!!!!

so here a few jokes to make you, at least to smile ...


For everyone who doesn't have a date tonight Cheers!!!!!!

A restaurant patron tells the waitress, "I’m so hungry, I could eat a
dead rat!"
"Then you’ve come to the right place, sir."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Waiter, there’s a dead ****roach in my coffee!"
"So what do you want now, a funeral?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Doctor, I always talk to myself."
"Does it bother your family members?"
"No, I live alone."
"Then why does it bother you?
"I’m so boring, doctor…".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Can you make my horn sound louder?" a customer asks his mechanic.
"Why would you want to do that?"
"Well, I figured it’ll be cheaper than fixing my brakes."

Okay you won *Blushing*

lol No I won't ... i have a heavy hand

Do you have crush too?

wondering