so here a few jokes to make you, at least to smile ...


For everyone who doesn't have a date tonight Cheers!!!!!!

A restaurant patron tells the waitress, "I’m so hungry, I could eat a
dead rat!"
"Then you’ve come to the right place, sir."
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"Waiter, there’s a dead ****roach in my coffee!"
"So what do you want now, a funeral?"
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"Doctor, I always talk to myself."
"Does it bother your family members?"
"No, I live alone."
"Then why does it bother you?
"I’m so boring, doctor…".
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"Can you make my horn sound louder?" a customer asks his mechanic.
"Why would you want to do that?"
"Well, I figured it’ll be cheaper than fixing my brakes."

thats sad it fridaynight and we dont have dates

It is Okay, hon ... you know this not gonna lasts forever.

Who knows ... there is always tomorrow *Grin*

Cheer up!!!!!

im working on it lol

you see ... so stop complain and make it happens faster, silly lol

i ment on cheering up

oops ... Well

you better work on getting a date lol

well apreantly there r no women from dayton on here im still looking

you mean there is no femailes in Dayton? haha

where have they are all gone? *wondering*