Community > Posts By > Snuffulluffuguss
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Bra Or No Bra
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What kind of hippie would I be if I didn't want to see nipples?
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I guess all the ladies are busy rubbing one out.
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I retort. I'm a nice guy who goes down on chicks, tickles them with feathers, rubs butter on thier nipples, gives them oily massages, and pays close attention to thier ticklish nerve endings for hours until my back gives out. What's wrong with me? I get mine in the end and I strike a fair balance. It's fun to be good, and there's nothing like making a woman smile. Us romantic's are a dieng breed.
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your mamma's so poor
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Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC,she has to lick other people's finger's genius |
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your mamma's so poor
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You know how George Washington is on a dollar bill Yo momma is on a foodstamp excellent |
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your mamma's so poor
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Y'all know you want to laugh, I thought it was funny as hell when I heard it, and it's a great idea for a thread too.
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your mamma's so poor
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it's supposed to make you laugh. Hmmmm...You might be riding the crest of a slump...As Bob Hope once said, "Comedy isn't easy!" It would appear so |
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your mamma's so poor
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c'mon patsan, I know you have some gems to share
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your mamma's so poor
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I Also heard on T.V. your mama's so fat she uses Mexico as her tanning bed.
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your mamma's so poor
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that your tit's are real When did ya get out last ? cold |
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your mamma's so poor
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I saw it on T.V. and thought it was funny as hell
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your mamma's so poor
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I'm starting a thread of "your mama's so" jokes, such as your mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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your mamma's so poor
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let's hear some mama jokes
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your mamma's so poor
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it's supposed to make you laugh.
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your mamma's so poor
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that your tit's are real
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A city worker showed up to turn off my friends power while I was watching his place. I paid his bill and kept his dog in AC.
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Rub one out and orgasm so hard that I scream my own name then fall asleep before I cuddle with myself. ( I am selfish and inconsiderate....I know) Very nice indeed. Sweet dreams. |
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Stealth Mode
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Stealth mode totally perpetuates that junior high feel, I dig it
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Topic:
Were Off To See The Wizard
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a home to come home to
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Topic:
Put Yourself in Art
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I think Salvador Dali already painted me in "The Hallucinogenic Toreador." If you look at the shadows in the row of naked women statues from another perspective, poof, there I am.
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