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Sat 11/21/09 02:09 PM
What kind of hippie would I be if I didn't want to see nipples?

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Sat 11/21/09 11:00 AM
I guess all the ladies are busy rubbing one out.

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Sat 11/21/09 10:49 AM
I retort. I'm a nice guy who goes down on chicks, tickles them with feathers, rubs butter on thier nipples, gives them oily massages, and pays close attention to thier ticklish nerve endings for hours until my back gives out. What's wrong with me? I get mine in the end and I strike a fair balance. It's fun to be good, and there's nothing like making a woman smile. Us romantic's are a dieng breed.

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Sat 11/21/09 10:36 AM

Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC,she has to lick other people's finger's

genius

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Sat 11/21/09 10:07 AM

You know how George Washington is on a dollar bill

Yo momma is on a foodstamp

excellent

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Sat 11/21/09 10:00 AM
Y'all know you want to laugh, I thought it was funny as hell when I heard it, and it's a great idea for a thread too.

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Sat 11/21/09 09:57 AM


it's supposed to make you laugh.

Hmmmm...You might be riding the crest of a slump...As Bob Hope once said, "Comedy isn't easy!":wink:

It would appear so:smile:

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Sat 11/21/09 09:52 AM
c'mon patsan, I know you have some gems to share

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Sat 11/21/09 09:50 AM
I Also heard on T.V. your mama's so fat she uses Mexico as her tanning bed.

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Sat 11/21/09 09:49 AM


that your tit's are real


When did ya get out last ?

cold

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Sat 11/21/09 09:47 AM
I saw it on T.V. and thought it was funny as hell

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Sat 11/21/09 09:44 AM
I'm starting a thread of "your mama's so" jokes, such as your mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

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Sat 11/21/09 09:39 AM
let's hear some mama jokes

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Sat 11/21/09 09:37 AM
it's supposed to make you laugh.

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Sat 11/21/09 09:36 AM
that your tit's are real

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Wed 11/11/09 06:04 PM
A city worker showed up to turn off my friends power while I was watching his place. I paid his bill and kept his dog in AC.

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Wed 11/11/09 06:00 PM

Rub one out and orgasm so hard that I scream my own name then fall asleep before I cuddle with myself. ( I am selfish and inconsiderate....I know)

Very nice indeed. Sweet dreams.

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Tue 11/10/09 07:34 PM
Stealth mode totally perpetuates that junior high feel, I dig it

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Sat 11/07/09 11:43 PM
a home to come home to

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Wed 11/04/09 04:59 AM
I think Salvador Dali already painted me in "The Hallucinogenic Toreador." If you look at the shadows in the row of naked women statues from another perspective, poof, there I am.