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What's Your Secret Formula?
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Invest in gold, Read a book, Buy the expensive wine, If your a waiter- take your socks of during your break, Be yourself, save a whale, don't look directly into a mushroom cloud, wear a condom, wash your taint, trim your pubes, brush your teeth, brush your toungue, use mouthwash, use deodorant, chillax in traffic, don't forget mothers day, nice watches last longer,be in touch with your emotions, and if anyone threatens you, be calm in your knowledge that if you die, you'll go to Heaven.
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I have a bulldog,like the Tom and Jerry bulldog and I wouldn't think of walking it without a leash.I know what thier jaws can do, and if you're letting an American Bull,American Stafordshire or an English Bull run around with their balls intact, you need to be horsewhipped. That dog could destroy anything it wants to. I had an American Stafordshire that wouldn't harm a human for anything, but get it around a male dog and it was over. That could be someones family member. The shame of it all.
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Some tips
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Hi does anyone have any tips to share? Im new at this and also kinda shy so I really dont know what to say half the time! Thanks my best tip for you given this intro, would be for you to only come here the other half of the time. Witty. I'm gonna have to keep my eye on you. |
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Man or Woman?
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Woman. They're not as gruff.
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I'm not in good enough shape to be a pornstar, and I don't want to be an actor, but I did have a dream where I was a male dancer and I was the star attraction recently
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The "7 Deadly Sins" & You
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The seven deadly sins were on the history channel today. Maybe it'll be on again tomorrow.
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openings
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Sorry everyone, I was cranky. Certainly wasn't showing any humility.
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Save it! If they want you, they will take you circumsized or not! Apparently not everybody agrees with you on that on kiddo. But, I respect you trying to convince me, and I'll try to remember your enthusiasm redneck. |
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Hate Vent
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I know the feeling.
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yet I'm sure that a uncircumcised fella is probably just as proud of what he has. |
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Hate Vent
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I hate it that some people love to hate me.
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openings
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What's up newarkjw?
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I'm tired. No more listening to negativity for me tonight. I thought I was funny today, but I seem to be my own biggest fan. Anyway's thanks Ladylid and Melody for providing an interesting debate. Thank you to all who came in good spirit. To anyone I offended-shucks-
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I'm not sure, after reading this thread, that perhaps u are the one who is not listening. I think, really, in my honest opinion that anyone who even needs to ask the question u asked has deeper issues...srsly Some of us haven't learned funny yet. |
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I like beer!
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Judeo-Christian. God commanded Abraham to circumcise himself, then his sons. Just providing information on the subject. Not telling you you have to believe it. |
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who the hell checks thier e-mail?
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This is all I try to do at mingle. Create a hyperbole. The topics are slim and random. More and more is becoming less funny though. Why is a big white guy who's trying to be scary doing a valley girl voice? 
so now this supposedly straight dude is coming into a forum about circumcision in a Barry White voice saying ,"ooh-yaeh"  the mind is a terrible thing cause it remembers
The mind is a beatiful thing. I remember such activities fondly as growing experiences. Me expanding my mind isn't the same as you diminishing yours. |
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When I was nine, my friend told me that when you get circumsized, that they cut off some of your penis. So, I go home and walk up to my mom and ask her if I was circumsized. She looks at me and says (hesitantly) "Yes". I was so mad. I told her, "How dare you let them cut off some of my penis." She died laughing at me, and I ran off crying.
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This is all I try to do at mingle. Create a hyperbole. The topics are slim and random. More and more is becoming less funny though. Why is a big white guy who's trying to be scary doing a valley girl voice?
so now this supposedly straight dude is coming into a forum about circumcision in a Barry White voice saying ,"ooh-yaeh" |
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