ay.
-A normal american guy bought the fastest and newest car
ever created. He entered the car and turned on the radio ;
He heard : "This Is London!" The man said : DAMN this thing
is FAST!
- One American guy traveled to China on a trip. He got on a
bus, and sat right behind the driver. There was too much
traffic. The man said : "Man why is there too much
people !" ..The bus driver said :" You right , in chinnna ,
evere minute there is a child born." The man said: "See
that's what makes americans better , because in america
every 9 months there is a child born! "
- An American guy called the firefighters : " Hey , listen man
so if there's no fire we don't get a chance to see you guys ! "
- How does an american search for a rabbit ? He imitates the
sound of a

A newlywed couple moves into their
new house. One day the husband comes
home from work and his wife says,
"Honey, you know, in the upstairs
bathroom one of the pipes is leaking,
could you fix it?" The husband says,
"What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A
few days go by, and he comes home
from work and his wife says, "Honey,
the car won't start. I think it needs a new
battery. Could you change it for me?" He
says: "What do I look like, Mr.
Goodwrench?" Another few days go by,
and it's raining pretty hard. The wife
finds a leak in the roof. She says,
"Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can
you please fix it?" He says, "What do I
look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the
husband comes home, and the roof is
fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car.
He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I
had a handyman come in and fix them,"
she says. "Great! How much is that going
to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says:
"Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I
either baked him a cake or slept with
him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did
you make?" asks the husband. "What do
I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

Everytime when i wake up i pray to GOD to look for a great man for me
GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Don't forget me
I'm here

good morning
I really believe there's now way woman will win this because thy are not here to play anything