A newlywed couple moves into their
new house. One day the husband comes
home from work and his wife says,
"Honey, you know, in the upstairs
bathroom one of the pipes is leaking,
could you fix it?" The husband says,
"What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A
few days go by, and he comes home
from work and his wife says, "Honey,
the car won't start. I think it needs a new
battery. Could you change it for me?" He
says: "What do I look like, Mr.
Goodwrench?" Another few days go by,
and it's raining pretty hard. The wife
finds a leak in the roof. She says,
"Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can
you please fix it?" He says, "What do I
look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the
husband comes home, and the roof is
fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car.
He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I
had a handyman come in and fix them,"
she says. "Great! How much is that going
to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says:
"Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I
either baked him a cake or slept with
him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did
you make?" asks the husband. "What do
I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

Mon 07/27/15 08:21 PM
http://mingle2.com/topic/440057
more or less same thing : )