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whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 05:20 PM
nts...

you don't have to

actually say

pull my finger...


before
you
fart...slaphead

whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 05:18 PM
i
own
the
bar...

whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 05:16 PM

you got a Sam Elliot stache bigsmile


wanna
go
for
a
ride???


hey turtle man...
i'mgonnatell....laugh

whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 05:12 PM

Prayers are always a nice thing


so
is
someone
to
lend a shoulder...

whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 04:47 PM
Edited by whalemstr on Tue 09/29/15 04:49 PM
oh like I can see that grumble bigsmile



need
a
hand???



(edited to add...this would probably get me slapped right???) oops

whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 04:46 PM

i'll send you a bottle of bourbon but i'm keeping the water


i
have
ice...

and live in a place where it gets above 100 regularly...
so no problem!!!

AND
COOL!!!drinker

(grabs iced beer glasses for mixed drinks)


whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 04:43 PM
when
i
smile...

people
run
away...

whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 04:42 PM
trust...


absofrickinlutely...


withoutadoubtperiod...



whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 04:40 PM
more
people(?)
to
mess
with...

whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 04:39 PM
I have been praying my well does not run out and having a thread so others pray for my well is really cool!!!

Thanks again...


rofl

whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 04:38 PM
like
always...


waiting
for
the
stray
bullet
to relieve
my pains...



whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 04:35 PM
P.S.


CLEAN
UNDERWEAR!!!

whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 04:34 PM
I live in the middle of the california fires...

so i already have briefcase and firesafe ready to go at a moments notice...


whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 04:32 PM
dammit
which
left???

my
left
or
your
left???



whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 04:00 PM
i've
quit
more
jobs
because the owner or employer was an ***...

i have never quit a relationship
because
of
her
***...drool

whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 03:58 PM
took
a
wrong
turn...

whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 03:56 PM
where's
the
restroom???

whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 03:31 PM
Edited by whalemstr on Tue 09/29/15 03:33 PM
as
thin
as
i
am...

i'm pretty transparent...

flowers

whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 03:09 PM

whoops sorry I was napping bigsmile


really???
i didn't see any golf on today???

:smile:

whalemstr's photo
Tue 09/29/15 03:07 PM
did
i
forget
anything???