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Thu 07/26/07 02:48 PM
I guess that's why the rolls and muffins button doesn't work either...

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Thu 07/26/07 02:46 PM
I keep pressing the button that says "popcorn" on my microwave and nothing happens!

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Thu 07/26/07 02:40 PM
OK bored...put down the Good Housekeeping from 1977!

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Thu 07/26/07 02:37 PM
How about any non-women cooking?

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Thu 07/26/07 03:27 AM
Yeah...splashdown used to be such a welcome homecoming!

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Thu 07/26/07 03:22 AM
Just don't drink the Kool Aide...

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Thu 07/26/07 03:16 AM
Then we pee all over the seat! Trajectory problem there...

What is missing from the female genome that doesn't make them look? A defective merging chromosome?

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Thu 07/26/07 03:10 AM
noway

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Thu 07/26/07 03:03 AM
I'm always up at this time-getting ready to put the nose to the grindstone.

Over or under on the TP?

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Thu 07/26/07 03:00 AM
You met her too, huh Mike?

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Thu 07/26/07 02:56 AM
What's up Mike?

You know-all men are not a-holes...but most of us tend to leave the toilet seat up!

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Thu 07/26/07 02:37 AM
You know some "innocent" girls?noway

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Wed 07/25/07 05:02 PM
Eleven...one for each of the known dimensions.

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Wed 07/25/07 04:57 PM
What did Jack do to you?

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Wed 07/25/07 04:53 PM
Watching professional wrestling.

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Wed 07/25/07 04:50 PM
"Do you love with the brain or the heart?"


Yes!

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Wed 07/25/07 04:48 PM
...only to dogs...and certain cults existing in the wilds of Iowa.

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Wed 07/25/07 04:47 PM
It's a dog-eat-dog world...and I'm wearin' milkbone underwear!

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Wed 07/25/07 04:44 PM
Welsh and Norwegian here...but I'll take an Irish seven course meal-a six-pack and a potato!

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Wed 07/25/07 04:39 PM
smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin glasses

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