I had a hamburger w/pickles and mayo and a chocolate ice cream cone .

Another Chapter in the Battle of the Sexes

1. NAMES

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call
each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to
each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20,
even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on
sale.

4. BATHROOMS

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor,a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A
man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

6. CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7. FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

10. DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret
fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.

AND FINALLY.....

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted
to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack
asses, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep,"the wife replied, "in-laws."

grilled peaches ...... yummy .

EmotionalTurbulance
That is what I was referring to I just didnt explain it so well .

My Chemical Romance I Don't Love You

When you go
Don't ever think I'll make you try to stay
And maybe when you get back
I'll be off to find another way

When after all this time that you still owe
You're still, the good-for-nothing I don't know
So take your gloves and get out
Better get out
While you can

When you go
Would you even turn to say
"I don't love you
Like I did
Yesterday"

Sometimes I cry so hard from pleading
So sick and tired of all the needless beating
But baby when they knock you
Down and out
It's where you oughta stay

And after all the blood that you still owe
Another dollar's just another blow

[ Lyrics found on http://www.metrolyrics.com ]

So fix your eyes and get up
Better get up
While you can
Whoa, whooa

When you go
Would you even turn to say
"I don't love you
Like I did
Yesterday"

Well come on, come on

When you go
Would you have the guts to say
"I don't love you
Like I loved you
Yesterday"

I don't love you
Like I loved you
Yesterday

I don't love you
Like I loved you
Yesterday

Obviously not fake Alpine .

I should clarify I mean those who misrepresent themselves as being the
person in the picture .

Why do sooooo many people post so many OBVIOUSLY fake pics on this site
???? The worst part is the men here seem to think there real and go
wacky over these women who have like one obviously fake pic .

Ive had some really great guys but there was 1 who the first time I
thought it was first time w/a new girl jitters and after the 3rd or 4th
time I finally asked is that it ? He was horrible and lacking in size .

whats the Q ?


If you could travel anywhere in the world where and why ?

Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and
harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write
poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls
strongly
in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low
self
esteem, needs affection and reassurance .


Incorrect .

Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and
harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write
poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls
strongly
in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low
self
esteem, needs affection and reassurance .


Incorrect .

why cant time go by as fast as i want it to at certain times and then
slow down for as long as i want it to at others?

Everyone would want the same thing so the entire world would always be
on fast forward and pause . Which could be inconvenient for those who
get paused during an unpleasent moment .


What is the best gift youve ever recieved from a significant other ?

Wait your sticking yours out to ...... are you one of those people who
likes touching tongues ? Tongue to tongue action .... or tongue to
genital action .

What exactly does rocking your world entail ?

hi

sexy

Wally World = WalMart