The teacher decides to show pictures of animals to the class and see if they can guess what they are. The teacher shows a picture of a lion to little Mary and she says its a lion. She praises Mary. The teacher shows a picture of a bear to Tommy and he says its a bear. She shows a picture of a deer to Johnny and Johnny says he doesnt know what it is. She asks him what is mother calls his father. Then Johnny blurts out, "So thats what a horny bastard looks like"

Some of the greatest metal bands are the ones that came from the Bay Area like Metallica, Exodus, Testament, Death Angel, Laaz Rockit, etc. Metallica of today is good but early Metallica is much better. I can remember when Hetfield, Ulrich, Burton and Mustaine rocked and Bonded By Blood by Exodus was always in my Walkman.

Close. You got the album right but it was Afraid To Shoot Strangers.

Sorry I didnt get back to my game. I ate some spicy food at a restaurant in Portland Oregon that was featured on Man vs. Food and my butt was on fire for a week. That is what I get for eating the 2nd hottest pepper on the planet. Let's see if anyone can guess this one.

Lying awake at night I wipe the sweat from my brow
But it's not the fear 'cause I'd rather go now

Trying to visualize the horrors that will lay ahead
The desert sand mound a burial ground

When it comes to the time
Are we partners in crime?
When it comes to the time
We'll be ready to die

God let us go now and finish what's to be done
Thy Kingdom Come
Thy shall be done...on Earth

Trying to justify to ourselves the reasons to go
Should we live and let live?
Forget or forgive

But how can we let them go on this way?
The reign of terror, corruption must end
And we know deep down there's no other way
No trust, no reasoning, no more to say

See if you can guess it without looking it up

He's a strange young man.

He's an idiot. Due to his upbringing. Parents are probably idiots too.

Back To The Future.

Dog Will Hunt.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre II

Oh my God. He's deformed.

Porky's

I am look for a BBW who loves heavy metal and everything about it. I am looking for a lady who wants to listen to music and trade music and also go to concerts together. I know you are out there. Must be in the Vancouver/Portland area.

Song #1

Who cries for the children? I do.

Sometime in the night when your feeling the cold
Take a look at the sky above you.

Those are faces in the light if the story were told.
They are calling you, calling you.

They are magic in the night.
We are shadow, we are light.

We are forever you and I.

We're Stars

We can be strong.
We are fire and stone.

And we all want to touch a rainbow.

But singers and songs cant change it alone,
We are calling you, calling you.

We're the beating of a heart.
The beginning, we're the start.

Forever we will shine.

We're Stars.

(Guitar Solos)

We are magic in the night.

We are shadow we are light.

We are forever you and I

We're stars.

I am looking to see how good you metal heads are at guessing songs from the beginning with Black Sabbath to today's metal. Anyone game?

If you are going to listen to Black Metal, you have to listen to the Godfathers of that genre: VENOM!!!