Middle Children, UNITE!

Do guys collect anything? I mean I know that almost every female collects something, but don't hear much about the testosterone side. I suppose model cars or something.

I collect ladybug things, even have a ladybug tat on my right shoulder/back.

Who collects what?

I am a middle child............absolutely nothing unique about me.

It's not all that bad. How bad can it be when people throughout the day simply believe you are winking at them?

Yeah, well, I'm ready for THIS to change. I can't even stand myself!

*raises hand*

Here............

Black Monday is now dark gray Tuesday. Man! I had a killer day yesterday. I was in a major FUNK and I don't know why. Here's hoping Dark Gray Tuesday will lead right on into slightly rosy Wednesday.

I know--right??

People who make announcements over an intercom who have OBVIOUSLY sugared their CHEERios WAY too liberally!

What a sweetie. You did what no person (real or imagined) has been able to do for me today. You made me smile. Thank you....

Pass the Prozac
Sprinkle the Wellbutrin
Chock full of Cymbalta
Lick the Valium
Chew the Effexor
Swallow the Librium
Soak up the sun............

Clouds forming
Rain falling
No drops touch me
The sand engulfs the dew
Still I feel nothing
Still I hear nothing
Still

I live in a make believe world
No one knows me.
No one would want to know the REAL me.
So I invent make believe stories
To share in this make believe forum.
So other unreal people
Feel free to share their made-up opinions
Of myself and others.
This keyboard is the only one
Who feels my true touch, feels
The real tears of a broken heart.
Make believe people.
Make believe faces.
Make believe emotions.
Make me believe...........

Is today Katertots wedding day or did I miss it? Anyone know?

Thank you...

I hear that is the label nowadays... I'm not likin' it, but I think it is much deeper than simply seeking attention for attention's sake.

I've got this friend...............yeah, right............

anyway....I DO need a lot of attention! I am high-maintenance when it comes to my emotional needs. I honest-to-God wish I weren't, and I am working on that, but it stems from my own insecurities; baggage from a past relationship.

I say all that to say this: you guys are true friends...and your prices are reasonable for all the "therapizing" you do for me.

Proud to be an Arkie!!!

Forums made-to-order....now you're talkin'! Thanks, guys!

I'm really thinking that if I could push the pause button, I'd leave it there way too long and my life would pass me by. I'd want to push the FF button way too often, and the slow-mo one too often as well. OK, it's a well known fact that I cannot be pleased. Now I am convinced of it myself! Ahhhh, the harshness of the cruel truth when one sees ones self through honest eyes!!!

I would just LOVE to push the pause button of my life right now! But because of obligations to other people in my world, I will go ahead and put that happy face on and pretend all is well.

I vented in deb's thread, so I do feel better. Perhaps if I act as if everything is alright, it will magically become alright!

Anyone else a slave to obligations he/she has?

I've been a witch all last night and today. Poor Tom. He hasn't a hope in the world! I was away for 4 days and he didn't give me the welcome back that I thought I should have had, so he's paid for it since. Too many soap opera homecomings recently, I think. Real life has struck................