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Sun 08/16/09 08:42 PM
Topic: How to kill an afternoon...




I'm out of ideas. I've done as much as I can on the car, now I'm waiting on parts... The car is out of commission so I can't go anywhere, there's nothing on tv, the house is clean... What to do, what to do?


So how's everyone here? waving


Invent a new wanking machine.

Did you break both of your hands?laugh


No but I like to try something different every now and then.



Hands can be different. You just have to get...creative
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Sun 08/16/09 08:34 PM
Topic: Funny famous line changes
May I try?

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There was a dynasty of kings who each had to have their own throne to sit on. When their predecessor died, they had their own throne built, and placed the previous one in a large grass home, along with all the other thrones of the dynasty. However, when one king went to place his ancestor's throne in the grass house, it fell on him, and the friction between the falling throne and the ground caused a spark that ignited the house. The dynasty ended that day.
Lesson?
Don't stow thrones in grass houses...
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Sun 08/16/09 08:12 PM
Topic: Ladies when you
Being 18 (at present) I can say that I have dated almost nothing but older men - really since I began dating. I've gone up into the 30's. But, I can also say that this was an anomaly as far as my social circle went. But 20 doesn't seem like too much of a stretch for most teenagers.