Do unto others as you would have done to you...Changed to: do unto others before they do unto you

I dont know if it fits, but I just like


Love, peace, and chicken grease.

LOL

do unto others....then bolt

that one!!
it is a quote from The Pest

ha been saying it since i was tiny.

reindeer got ran over by a grandma

this one is kinda long but it fits


One terrible winter in the kingdom, the fireplace ran out of wood

so the king sent the royal woodcutters to chop some wood. The drawbridge was lowered and as the woodcutters marched out, suddenly hundreds of little yellow fingers reached up from under the drawbridge and snatched the ankles of the woodcutters and dragged them into the moat to be drowned

well the king freaked and ordered the drawbridge raised

but it got colder in the castle so the king ordered his mighty knights to brave the strange yellow fingers and bring back some wood. So the knights mounted their stallions and the drawbridge was lowered. As the knights charged out over the drawbridge the yellow finger snatched at the hooves of the horses and dragged them in to the moat to drown

So the king looked around and all that was left in his castle were the young boys serving the king and his court. The pages. So the king gathered his pages and said "You are our last chance. If you fail we freeze this winter"

So the drawbridge was lovered and the pages marched out and cut a whole bunch of firewood and brought it back and the castle was saved

The moral of the story: Let your pages do the walking through the yellow fingers

May I try?

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There was a dynasty of kings who each had to have their own throne to sit on. When their predecessor died, they had their own throne built, and placed the previous one in a large grass home, along with all the other thrones of the dynasty. However, when one king went to place his ancestor's throne in the grass house, it fell on him, and the friction between the falling throne and the ground caused a spark that ignited the house. The dynasty ended that day.
Lesson?
Don't stow thrones in grass houses...

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Cheers, big ears!!
That's the way it goes, big nose!
No sweat; pet.