Where's the mortician?

Thanks Sage!

Good job, Eileena!

Eileena (first page of this thread) - In the "oral sex with person above
you" thread some guy said I was too old! Yet, guys 10 years younger than
him sent me flowers and hearts... Don't worry about it.

... or maybe the Insert key ...

And if you change your mind, press Delete ...

Ava is a nice name.

I was just telling a gf about last Friday when a man approached me in a
disco and said right in my face, "HHHHHHeeelllllo" and I almost fainted
from the breath.

Very nice pic! reminds me of the Amaretto di Saronno tv commercial.

((((((huggles Sage))))))

I sold my car. I've had it with making the richest of the world even
richer.

I want to be tall and beautiful

Young women who don't earn much money could be attracted to men who have
the cash and the nice car. Later on in life, we make good money and buy
the car we want so that's out of the way.

TwilightTwins -- Beautifully said!

Gosh, I hardly have enough time to contribute with one account, plus I
can't see me arguing with myself LOL

But I DID see all of this happen at another dating site. The photos
looked fake, and people took like 10 spaces to slap each other on the
back for the silliest comments. You could see right through them!! So
far, I haven't seen this over here - but there again, I'm not reading
everything. I might have missed something.

But I'll tell you, it's an ugly and sick thing to do. Their minds are
sick that's for sure.

exit = miser

If the replies spread across more than five pages or so, no, I don't
read them.

"Who let the dawwwg ouuuuut, wooof; wooof; wooffff-wooffff-wooofff!!!"

Nice hair color!

Joe - when I had two cats, they did bite each other while "fighting" for
the spot on my chest, but finally the larger one accepted to stretch
from my navel down while the little one lied over my chest with her
little paws stretched to almost the inside my ears LOL.

They felt way too hot, though, after a while! A live fur coat they were!

You guys have been smoking something good ...