Why would you ask me if you could read it to someone, do you have to
have my permission to do that? NO! I believe the intent was to copy it
and so called pass it on!

Thank you all for your time and responses and yes I do mind if it is
copied and passed on that's why it has a copywrite date on it. I guess
this is the last poem of mine posted for fear of just this!

Just don't know what to say. I have been there also. Funny how we love
our animals unconditionaly and they us. Sorry for your loss.
Have a blessed day!

Thanks for your time in reading my work. I do look forward to your
comments and advice, it makes me a better writer. Hope you have the time
to respond.
Have a blessed day!
Enjoy the poem!


NO PARTNER? NO PROBLEM! (Warning: Adult Content, Humorous)

Internet dating?
Cyberspace sex?
Break out your tool bar
And tell me what's next!

1 800 numbers,
The sexy phone lines.
Get a grip on yourself
And you'll start to unwind.

There's triple X movies
And toys galore.
Even eatable panties,
At your local adult store.

Come on in
And browse through our stuff.
You can buy a fake weenie,
You can buy a fake muff!

You can shop on line,
We can't see your face.
Buy your love doll,
Have it shipped to your place.

Just a plain brown box,
That's shipped to your home.
All kinds of toys,
For when you are alone.

Don't knock it till you try it,
At least that's what they say.
Just got my brown box
And I'll be home all day!

by Carlos
Copywrite 2005

Author's Comments:
"Trying to put a little humor out there, I have read so many sad poems
lately. Hope you enjoyed it!"

Prussia and JWM, thanks for stopping by and reading my story. I
appreciate the time you have spent with me.
Peace be to both of you!

Greyhound and music man, I thank you for your time spent with me and for
your kind words!
Have a blessed day!

Yah hoooooooo! Some bikers give the rest of us a bad name.
Peace be to you!

And that's what I have been saying all along! Thanks for sharing!
Have a blessed day!

Shadowdog and CCP, thanks for your kind words and the time you spent
reading and responding, it is appreciated!
Peace be to both of you!

Bettyjean my heart goes out to you for your loss.
Clbowen thanks for stopping by.
Both of you, I appreciate your time spent with me, thanks!
Have a blessed day!

Just great! Thanks for sharing! LOL!
Peace!

Thndrghost, Suede, Thanks for your time in reading this write, I do
appreciate it, Glad you enjoyed it.
Have a blessed day!

Thanks twotallone! Peace to you!

That was a good one!
Peace be to you!

catchme, thanks so much! Glad you were touched.
Peace be to you!

I hope so LAMOM, it's been almost 7 years.
Thanks Marie, nice pic of you and your son.
Have a blessed day all!

Thanks LAMOM!
And congrats on finding love, hope it will find me again some day.

Thank you ladies! So glad you enjoyed it.
Peace!

Sad, Sorry, why do we hurt another? Is it because we love them so? I
have been on both ends and still do not have an answer except, FOLLOW
YOUR HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peace to all who follow Him!
Westernbiker

I think most of us have been in the same position some how. Keep
fighting! Friends are here for support!
Have a blessed day!
Westernbiker