A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One
wet and rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,
she heard her husband's car pull into the drive. She looked out the
window and yelled to her lover ,
" Quick, jump out the window, my husband is home early, OKAY ??"

" I can't jump out the window, " came the strangled reply from beneath
the sheets... " ITS raining out there "

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replies...
"He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun, the rain is the
least of your problems"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the
window.
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly
discovers he has run right into the middle of the town's Marathon. SO he
started running alongside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in
as best he could. After awhile , a small group of runners, which had
been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
" Do you always run in the nude ?" one ask's .
" Oh yes ", he replied gasping for air " It feels wonderfully free this
way."

Another runner moved closer and said " Do you always run carrying your
clothes under your arm ? "

" Oh yes" our friend answered breathlessly. " That way I can get dressed
right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home."

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queeried, " Do you
always wear a condom when you run ?"

" NOPE... only when its raining. "

That was a good one!
Peace be to you!

LMAO@TTO!!!! Only you would think of
that!!!!!! LOL

Good joke!!!