Thanks for your time in reading my work. I do look forward to your
comments and advice, it makes me a better writer. Hope you have the time
to respond.
Have a blessed day!
Enjoy the poem!


NO PARTNER? NO PROBLEM! (Warning: Adult Content, Humorous)

Internet dating?
Cyberspace sex?
Break out your tool bar
And tell me what's next!

1 800 numbers,
The sexy phone lines.
Get a grip on yourself
And you'll start to unwind.

There's triple X movies
And toys galore.
Even eatable panties,
At your local adult store.

Come on in
And browse through our stuff.
You can buy a fake weenie,
You can buy a fake muff!

You can shop on line,
We can't see your face.
Buy your love doll,
Have it shipped to your place.

Just a plain brown box,
That's shipped to your home.
All kinds of toys,
For when you are alone.

Don't knock it till you try it,
At least that's what they say.
Just got my brown box
And I'll be home all day!

by Carlos
Copywrite 2005

Author's Comments:
"Trying to put a little humor out there, I have read so many sad poems
lately. Hope you enjoyed it!"

Thanks you are right this was needed to lighten
the mood around here,,, Really good and funny

nice. i liked it. very cute!!!

Keep writing, hun!!!

That is just too cute? Do you mind if I pass it on?

Sweetlady25901

Thank you all for your time and responses and yes I do mind if it is
copied and passed on that's why it has a copywrite date on it. I guess
this is the last poem of mine posted for fear of just this!

As far as copying your poem, that was not mentioned. I only asked about
passing it on, as to read it to someone. Sorry I should have phrased it
differently, but don't worry about me passing it on, I'll leave it right
where it is.

Why would you ask me if you could read it to someone, do you have to
have my permission to do that? NO! I believe the intent was to copy it
and so called pass it on!

No, actually, I was trying to be nice by letting you know that I liked
it. Yes, I do know what a copywrite date is and if you are so paranoid
about someone copying it, maybe you should not put them online. I only
wanted to read it to my daughter, but even though I asked in the wrong
way, as least I asked. I am an honest person. Maybe you just need to
chill out. Don't worry, I won't read it or do anything else with it,
period.

Please, just let it go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!