it's just a story that spells out the whole alphabet. the story isn't
supposed to be the funny part. u guys are kind of slow

lol, funniest one yet!
u made my day

A there dudes. I'm gonna tell u a story u might not B-lieve. cuz you C,
it's about a friend of mine he lives in D-troit. I'm gonna tell u
something about him, E's crazy. Why F u dare him to do something, he'll
do it provided the moneys right. G-sus Christ i remember the time. We
were at this pet store, and we bet him he wouldn't bite the head off of
one of them little white rats, he did it. i said damn what would u do
for 2 dollars? He picked up two more and bit the heads off of H one of
them. I laughed so hard i nearly threw up. I said J, u are the craziest
bastard ive ever seen in my entire life. He said that's o.K. I'm three
dollars richer too. that was all that was important to him. L i remember
one time we was at this party, we dared M, to pee N, the punch bowl. He
did it. See Jay could be a real ass-O sometimes. it wadn't no big deal
to him though, cuz he could P, right on Q. R u believing this ****? cuz
if not u can kiss my S. i guarndamn-T-U it's true. Hell i remember one
time we bet him he wouldn't make love to this women that had V.d. for 10
dollars. he said hell if you'll W money, ill make love to her brother.
he would've done it too. X-cept, we didn't have 20 dollars between the 6
of us. no Y Jay did this **** I'll never know. Cuz when it came to
gettin booty he got Z-ro

that is so freakin funny! omg!

very funny! lmao

heard these somewhere else but they are still funny as hell! lmao they
get funnier every time u read them. my personal favorite: baseball is
wrong. man with four balls cannot walk

thanks guys, my buddy steven came up with a lot of hilarious ones, ill
post them next time he comes around!

lol big glenn

incredible. im glad u posted this on jokes and humor because i would
never have found it. thank u whoever posted this and god bless!!!

what the f***! no vegetables r u serious!! how about red meat? then ill
have high cholesterol

or we could just chat on here. someone plz answer me!

r u singing again romee? i just read your topic.

my name is kris. im a very bored individual who is looking for someone
to chat with on yahoo. i don't care if it's a guy friend or a lady
friend but we will just be friends. area won't matter to me! please
reply!!!

that is the best one ive heard all day! lmfao!!!

wanna hear a dirty joke?



A white horse fell in a mud puddle. hahahahahahahahahahahaha, get it. .
. cuz he's white and he would get dirty.


and this is where u start throwing vegetables at me.

im ashamed to say it.. . . that's happened to me!jk
lol funny joke!

wanna hear a dirty joke? a kid fell in the mud, wanna hear a clean joke?
he took a bath with bubbles, u know the bad part? Bubbles is his
neighbor!

there are 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope from an airplane.
the rope will snap if 1 of them doesn't let go. the brunette gives a
long and tearfull speech about why she will let go of the rope, fall to
her death, and save the others. just before she is about to do so, the
blondes cheer and start clapping

i ran naked with a pornstar because im a pimp and youre jealous







lol, too funny!!

i love HP! If anyone know anything about the last book, please tell
me(price, when it comes out, etc.) im so excited!