A there dudes. I'm gonna tell u a story u might not B-lieve. cuz you C,
it's about a friend of mine he lives in D-troit. I'm gonna tell u
something about him, E's crazy. Why F u dare him to do something, he'll
do it provided the moneys right. G-sus Christ i remember the time. We
were at this pet store, and we bet him he wouldn't bite the head off of
one of them little white rats, he did it. i said damn what would u do
for 2 dollars? He picked up two more and bit the heads off of H one of
them. I laughed so hard i nearly threw up. I said J, u are the craziest
bastard ive ever seen in my entire life. He said that's o.K. I'm three
dollars richer too. that was all that was important to him. L i remember
one time we was at this party, we dared M, to pee N, the punch bowl. He
did it. See Jay could be a real ass-O sometimes. it wadn't no big deal
to him though, cuz he could P, right on Q. R u believing this ****? cuz
if not u can kiss my S. i guarndamn-T-U it's true. Hell i remember one
time we bet him he wouldn't make love to this women that had V.d. for 10
dollars. he said hell if you'll W money, ill make love to her brother.
he would've done it too. X-cept, we didn't have 20 dollars between the 6
of us. no Y Jay did this **** I'll never know. Cuz when it came to
gettin booty he got Z-ro

it's just a story that spells out the whole alphabet. the story isn't
supposed to be the funny part. u guys are kind of slow

Oh. We got it. It just sucks. Sorry man.