A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company. The sign reads , "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles
later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find
he has lost 10
lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the
most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She
is wearing nothing
but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you
catch me, you
can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
excellent shape. So for the next four days, the same routine happens
with him gradually
getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself and
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the
phone. "This is
our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt
this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it
he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."

LMAO

ohhhhh.... that should teach everyone not to get too greedy...LOL

lol, funniest one yet!
u made my day

Good one