toothless

Eddie Izzard
Ralphie May
Gabriel Iglasias
George Carlin
Steven Lynch
Christopher Titus

I recently too an 8 day cruise to the caibbean, Puerto Rico, St. Thomas, St. Maarten, and Haiti... It was incredible, beautiful places to visit. The ship was great, the food was far too good.

Some guys, myself included find the goof card endearing. Personally I am fond of the smartass card. Relax, if you are too tense the the goof will run wild.

Galendgirl, I see you will be in Vegas in June, lovely time to come here... uck... at least it's not August or September, Vegas is best in the Winter, take it from someone who has been in Vegas since 1976.

Have fun, I get my new nephew in June...

That's why the light all went out 3 years ago...

knows that virginia is for lovers, but doesn't know Rhode Island is for chipmunks

really does smell like fish.

only if it sounds like chili fries

Do you have more that one way to skin a cat? (sick bastard)

holy confusion batman,

Do you have a question?

only if she promises not to throw the spider at me.

Only holes

Do you know diddle diddle my son john went to bed with one shoe on?

doesn't know the person in her second picture appears to be cupping her boob.

Only in my head

Do you have any 2's?

This still isn't the broom closet is it?

Only when he's bad

Do you pet the kitty?

Thank you

Thank you, both of you.

I will, always.

The Void
I watch a shooting star,

Slowly drfit across the night sky,

Pinning my dreams upon that distant light,

I turn to see you watching,

Half shadowed in the darkness,

A gentle touch of moonlight on your hair,

Arms folded you stare back at me,

The faintest smile upon your lips,

I look back to the void,

And my star is gone,

Nothing but the chill night air,

I feel your presence near me,

Smell your soft perfume,

I feel the heat of your breath on my neck,

Your long, soft fingers upon my arm,

I close my eyes and drift away,

My hand slides across your back,

Wrapping your body in my embrace,

I pull you close and feel your warmth,

The faint scent of jasmine in your hair,

Your heart beats against mine,

I hear you whisper in my ear,

Words of love, of deep desire,

My heart skips,

And you are gone,

My arms hold nothing but darkness,

No jasmine, no mooonlight,

In this I am alone,

Were you ever there,

I look to the deep black void,

And dream...

Love Song
The words echo in my mind,

Distant memories of long ago,

Stirring the emotions of past regret,

My mind drifts back to you,

Hazy recolections better days,

I see your smile, your eyes,

Feelings long forgotten swell,

The warmth of your touch,

Sensations long denied,

Soft and delicate,

I long for you,

Yearning to see your face,

Straining to remember the sound of your voice,

Lilting through my mind,

I feel the pain of loss,

The emptiness, the regret,

Sorrows so strong they wound,

Tears long forgotten come,

Falling like spring rain,

I whisper your name,

Only the sound of my voice returns,

Mocking my anguish,

You are mine no more,

Living only in my memory,

I thought I had let go,

Moved beyond our parting,

Seeking better days,

But the pain is just as strong,

The feelings, faded, but still intense,

Live on in heart,

Like a scar on my soul,

Coming to life each time,

I hear the lonely words,

Of what was once,

"Our" Love Song....

My one true love
You are my one true love,

Our love is pure,

You are the only one for me,

There is no one who can compare,

Your skin so soft,

Your eyes so blue,

When I am near you I feel weak,

But also strong,

You confuse me,

Torment me,

Love me,

I am whole when you are near,

Broken, when your away,

Sit with me,

Put your arms around me,

Let me smell the perfume in your hair,

Bless me with your smile,

I am your slave,

Ask, and I shall answer,

Command, and I shall obey,

One day I know,

You will break my heart,

But for now,

Love me,

Be mine,

Lean close to me,

And whisper,

Those words my heart longs to hear,

Tell me,

I love you.....

Daddy....



For my SugarBear, my one and only love, Megan.