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Hi Im new here.just sayin HI
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Welcome mike...
Have fun and check out the different posts! |
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Wandering Sage's update
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Ok a story 3 of us went together, were staying at a ladies uncle's house. Uncle owned the largest underground utility company in the area for years (sold it 10yrs ago) & is quite a guystill at 75. Has always drank alot. some recent health challenges have caused wife #2 to try to FORCE him to quit drinking. He has reduced his drinking, she thinks he is just drinking wine, like 2-3 glasses a nite. But he does woodworking in his 80 x 40 play shed, all day. He has his own hidden bottle to sip from, thru the day, there. All this setting the stage for dinner Fri. night. Now, other guy & I have been in meetings since 9AM, we bail on some rahrah stage stuff, to go have a good Mexican dinner. we are seated & start to order a drink. Micki (wife #2) quietly throws a hissy, tells us we can't drink, BECAUSE Bill might SMELL it & want one. He is ordering a beer, I don't drink beer. So all thru dinner, I drink water, knowing when I get to the house, we will just go up to the shed & have a few shots. She thinks she can control him, what a dream. Great story sage....sounds like Uncle is having the last laugh or maybe the last round! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Wandering Sage's update
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We want stories...
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Did ya pick up any tatoos??? ![]() Have fun in Norfolk!! Cheers to you and all fun travelers and seekers! ![]() |
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Just saying hello
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Aloha and welcome!!
![]() I think its confusing sometimes too. I stay away and pop in and everybody is calling everyone by their real name and I can't figure out what name matches what person. ![]() ![]() ![]() Sometimes they have a day or so of snowball fights.... ![]() ![]() Then there is that apron story that keeps resufacing... ![]() ![]() I say jump in or better yet start your own fun topic!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Wandering Sage's update
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Glad to hear you are having a good time on you're travels.
Hope you meet lots of interesting people. Happy trails to you! |
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71 at 7:53 HST Going to 79 with low tonite 69 winds 7mph
Don't need DST.....can't even get up light or dark outside..too busy worshiping @ Our Lady of St. Mattress ![]() Free 'cause he is trying to bring comic relief to Michigan because of Michigan's highest enemployment in the Nation... Maybe he'll bring ya some warm weather too!! ![]() |
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Something to think about?
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Think about this one: The Constitution The Ten Commandments The Constituion They keep talking about drafting a Constition for Iraq..Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. ![]() ![]() ![]() The 10 Commandments The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou shall not steal', and 'Thou shall not lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians...It creaest a hostile work environment. ![]() ![]() ![]() (recived by e mail AUTHOR UNKNOWN! AUTHOR UNKNOWN! possibly from a Maxine cartoon.... |
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Winter Poem IT'S WINTER IN NORTH DAKOTA And the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At 35 degrees below OH, HOW I LOVE NORTH DAKOTA When the snow's up to your butt You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen shut. YES, THE WEATHER HERE IS WONDERFUL So I guess I'll hang around I could never leave North Dakota I'M FROZEN TO THE GROUND!!! (from a Dakota friend's e-mail) - AUTHOR UNKNOWN , repeat AUTHOR UNKNOWN ) ![]() ![]() AMMENDED FOR MODERATOR'S RULES |
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Winter Poem
IT'S WINTER IN NORTH DAKOTA And the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At 35 degrees below OH, HOW I LOVE NORTH DAKOTA When the snow's up to your butt You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen shut. YES, THE WEATHER HERE IS WONDERFUL So I guess I'll hang around I could never leave North Dakota I'M FROZEN TO THE GROUND!!! (from a Dakota friend) ![]() ![]() |
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Let me introduce me!
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Welcome Gossipmpm!!!
![]() Maybe you'll share your secrets of sexiness.... Drab old lady in Honolulu ![]() ![]() |
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How To Make A Fool......
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Thats a good one with a happy ending.
The obivious sometimes is right under our nose! |
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ONCE UPON A TIME
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The GIRL SAID, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles snd went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toliet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END |
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Which one are you?
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Saggitarus
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Old Sage.....this quote is for you.....and for those other men ...not you
![]() ![]() "only the madman is absolutely sure." Robert Anton Wilson, Novelist (1932-2007) |
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There was an old show...tv..radio..record...
can't remember too many decades...It was called, "The Bickersons". It was a husband and wife...they were funny and boy could they go at it.....chocalablover and invisable....are you the new Edith and Archie Bunker?? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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It says its 78 degrees....but I don't believe them!! My bare toes say its 68.... its cold, rainy, and the sun is shining in my valley!!
Send hot coffee, please! |
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This community
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<<<<<<<<--------Helping carolanne by opening the windows and doors to air this place out, smells like the homeless broke in and took over. ^ ^ ^ I resemble that remark, I know I have a fresh slightly used Glade freshener in my shopping cart.....flips them there hotsy totsy the bird and wheels away with all the beverages she can hold>>>>>>>>>> |
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Sage man with a new face.....all right let me know if you need help fighting off all the babes comin at ya
![]() ![]() ![]() carold... yep do what the doctor has ordered. Stay off YOUR FEET! ![]() |
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Its cold and windy. Had wind gusts from 25-35 mph. Local folks are freezing. Everybody is talking about going to bed with socks on. The sun is out, but with the wind, nobody is having a good hair day.
![]() ![]() We just aren't prepared with enough blankies ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I miss thunder and lightning. We have a few good thunderclaps...very few, and none of those good old crackles of lightning all across the sky.
We did get a small tornado that scared the h*$$ out of a lt of folks at a golf course. |
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