Besides the fact that he's just an average man trying to make a connection with YOU, there are a good many men who are just as superficial as your arguement is material. You better smell the coffee, because you will meet all kinds of people in this life but if you can't get past the oddities that we all harbour, you will find yourself old and alone. And craggy. Look, does the guy need a place and something to do? Do you have more land than you NEED and it is not making money? Then grab the douche and put him to work making you rich. Sounds simple enough. Scared? Get a gun and a copy of the 2nd amendment and make sure you set concrete rules.

yeah, I got a bunch of windows 2000 games that are essentially useless now.

Cocks in asses?
Cancer infested anus?
Car in accident?
Cry in agony?
Cash in allamony?
Caught in act?
Crack is awesome?

What's up? Whats this thing about? And more importantly, what, in your experience, is the most effective way to break the ice with a stranger, online or otherwise?

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