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Sun 11/01/09 07:16 PM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Sun 11/01/09 07:16 PM
Yeah, yeah... just...


be glad your not a leopard.. whatever..


What they said.

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Sun 11/01/09 04:56 AM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Sun 11/01/09 04:57 AM
I have sort of a half non accent, and sort of a New York accent.


I grew up in south Florida with all the New York Italians, and Jews.


All my teachers were from new York so.. it stuck.


Yeah I like my "accent". You want some of this? lol

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Sun 11/01/09 04:42 AM

$1000 in cash? Drug dealers wallet, no one else carries that kind of cash.

What would I do?

Two words - Titty Bar



laugh end of dilemma! lol

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Sun 11/01/09 03:18 AM
All that being said.. Ill still take the penis.


*waves*

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Sun 11/01/09 03:16 AM
*squints eyes*


Yeah.. thats what all the pilots sayyyyyyyy...


laugh :wink:

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Sun 11/01/09 03:14 AM
Sneak into their room at night, and sew their lips shut.


They may break stuff, but at least you dont have to listen to them complain about it.


Dont forget to shout out the window OPAAAAAAA!! Or Mazeltov!

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Sun 11/01/09 02:45 AM

Funny you should ask. Just tonight I found a purse with a wallet & cell phone. The wallet had about $73.00 in it. I tracked her down via her "received & missed" calls on her phone. Her friend called her...etc. When I got in touch with her she demanded, "Well, when can you drop it off? I live in North Park!" I told her I'd be right there. When I handed her the purse I told her it was short $25.00 for my gas & time and wished her luck. Such sense of entitlement on her part!



laugh Thats awesome!


not so long ago I found a nice cellphone which belonged to an obviously young student.


I called her work number, and she answered, and I told her I found it.


She then offered to meet me somewhere to pick it up.

I at first agreed, but then I was like.. man.. If I have to deal with the freaking cops, cos like.. she said her purse was stolen and the phone was in it.. but I didnt see any purse when I looked around.

So I cancelled on the meeting, and just dropped it off at the station.

I didnt feel like going through some screwed up questioning, or something stupid.. i just said.. found this.. here ya go.

I thought maybe shed think I would have stolen all her crap, and then tried to get some reward for returning her phone.. hell.. i didnt know.. I just for sure wasnt dealing with anyones crap.

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Sun 11/01/09 02:11 AM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Sun 11/01/09 02:11 AM
Id keep it, and pray that it gets replaced for them some other way.


What? Ye have little faith? laugh


Id think it were meant to be.


BUT.. Id think twice if they had all kinds of pics on their kids in their wallet..


But Id still keep it.. LOL...

*head in hands*

I dunno... id have a slight dilemma.

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Sun 11/01/09 02:06 AM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Sun 11/01/09 02:07 AM

Come on just a picture..don't read to much in to that. You don't dislike your favorite actors for holding a gun in their movies do you..Just for fun so don't read to much into it..Thanks for your reply.


Not reading into anything.

Imo guns are for hunting for food, and protection.

When I see someone pointing a gun, or waving it around I think.. insane, and loose cannon.

This is not the movies, and I was figuring you were trying to attract a woman.

I find it a turn off. I dont know what kind of woman would think that was cool.

But, if you think itll work for ya, good luck with all of that.

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Sun 11/01/09 01:47 AM
I was too excited to read the recipe. MMMMMM..


Have to come back when I calm down to read it.

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Sun 11/01/09 01:44 AM
I refuse to even read any more of the thing, til you get that creepy picture of the gun pointing at the cam outta there.


What are you saying to women with THAT one?


I mean.. its not for the men, right?

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Sun 11/01/09 01:42 AM
I just think you should get some more intelligent friends.

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Sun 11/01/09 12:48 AM
There are ******** everywhere.

If you believe its otherwise, you are sadly mistaken.

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Sun 11/01/09 12:47 AM
I like to donate to the Save the Earthy fund.


Things like toilet paperrr....


Fooooddd...


Clotheesssss....



I donate my time to help people with their addictions, thats all I can do right now.

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Sun 11/01/09 12:45 AM
Well, the worst thing to do in your fragile condition is to sit around.


Start talking to people when your out, and get some numbers, and dial them.



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Sun 11/01/09 12:42 AM


The penis.


But it has to be a certain size right???


Yes it does.

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Sun 11/01/09 12:35 AM
Hey, Im pretty sure both of those are far better to find in your bed than THIS!







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Sun 11/01/09 12:27 AM

I like baloons....


Balloons? NEAT!!

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Sun 11/01/09 12:01 AM


I kick em in the balls, and then stand over them while I pour strait whiskey down my throat, and roll around in it, pointing at them and laughing hystericly.


I be sure to show up with a steak and baked potato dinner, and eat it, right in front of them, and in their face between each bite I
brag about how Im leaving there in a minute to go ride in my mans benz, and that Im going to get laid.

And then take a dump on their begging sign, and rub it in their face.




Your good!!


*thumbs up* only the best my friend.. only the best.

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Sat 10/31/09 11:52 PM
The penis.

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