exactly. i think that's a good one. normally the only thing i notice about her eyes is if she has some. if someone's eyes look pretty enough for me to mention it, that's a real compliment with no dirty intentions.

i'm made of most of europe. i'm a one-man UN...or at least EU

...smile uncorfortably as they run to find an air marshall to get the creepy guy. jk

i love my house but haven't named it. the vehicles are easy... one is "my baby" or "the great white". my offroad truck is "the beast".

i don't make fun of fat people but i do lose some respect for those who completely bring it on themselves. at my old job there were many overweight women but some at least tried to eat right and they'd hit the gym before or after work. they were still fat but at least putting in the effort. others whined all day about being fat then walked around the office eating a huge bag of chips and their offices were full of junk food. come on!

they asked me how i stayed in good shape even though i eat whatever i want (within reason). it's because i keep the quantities reasonable and eat fruit or someting for snacks and dessert. really simple.

one guy was huge and diabetic. he used to relieve himself (#1 & #2) in his pants every day. HR had to make him wear a diaper because of the stench and puddles. seriously. this genius ate sandwiches and pudding all day and if someone had a birthday he was all over that cake. i sort of felt sorry for him, but not so much since he brought it on himself.

my dad handles his diabetes properly so he's doing well and looks fitter than ever. i say, "nice job" sometimes when i see him. of course, he was never fat.

maybe there should be a mission briefing before you get into it. you can both use diagrams and stuff to point out trouble spots so that nobody will come upon one suddenly and say "woah!"

i used to date a chick who was in great shape and had a really defined six-pack. then we were in separate cities for a few months and she came back with more of a 4-pack. still good but she'd eaten a few pizzas. not the end of the world.

wtf?

they went into a lot of detail on that in some of my highschool and college courses but i never worried because i can't trust a calender that doesn't have a bikini-clad woman on it.

oops. double

LOL. Dan99 just gave the best reason for a guy not to try to get into the business.

i used to tease my ex about that date because it just happens to be her birthday. i said the world will end when she gets a crappy present and flips out . she's pretty high-maintenance

people are trying to become porn stars on here? that's just awful.

aye! no me gustaría eso. recibiendo patadas en la basura es muy malo!

...i think.

i understand it better than i speak it.

me too...

muy bueno! yo tengo un air hockey table y la pelota de futbol americana en me casa. me bano es muy limpio. me coches son blancos.

...sort of

yes, really. he does that on occasion but most of the time he's a normal very serious guy. very weird.

i didn't say you alone would damage the road. really the cars are what need to lose weight. even small ones are way too heavy.

must be in english...doesn't seem like too much to ask.

some guy on the radio was screaming about how all americans should know spanish because it has more native speakers than any other language. apparently he's never heard of chinese. mandarin alone has something like 800 million native speakers. and i believe english and hindi both slip past spanish for top spots.

nice. if everyond did the same maybe the roads would last longer...ok maybe not

my friend lost about 3.3lbs this morning and sent me a pic of it via cell phone before he flushed. he also sent the pic to his girlfriend. and I'M the one that's single

i try to respond to most, but i have a bad habit of checking all of them, then going back to respond but if i see something shiny in the mean time i'll get distracted.

it goes a type of bread? i don't know if that's bad or not. at least it didn't go awry

if there's a food that has that effect on men, i bet it's something nasty like brussel sprouts. i can't force myself to eat enough of them to find out.