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Fri 08/14/09 06:09 PM
i'm just going to not move for a day or so bigsmile

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Fri 08/14/09 06:04 PM

take a laxative and get it out.


eeeeeeeeeeeewww scared

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Fri 08/14/09 06:02 PM
my tum tum is aching :angry:

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Fri 08/14/09 06:00 PM

No but if you add a scoop of vanilla icecream in the blender, pour in a can of slimfast and blend well, it sure tastes alot better.


mmmmmmmm

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Fri 08/14/09 05:57 PM
i've been feeling bloated all week and discovered tonight that apparently u don't have a pint of double chocolate slimfast WITH ur dinner grumble

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Fri 08/14/09 05:54 PM
i have no idea - apparently.

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Fri 08/14/09 05:49 PM
flowers HAPPY BIRTHDAY flowers

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Fri 08/14/09 12:35 PM
This is for a very special lady - Val- who needs a whole lot of loving and a great big hug. She never has a bad word to say.flowers

Mwah hunni X smooched

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Fri 08/14/09 12:27 PM
i'm really brad pitt but i'd be overwhelmed, luckily i use this scottish faggots pic on here :wink:

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Fri 08/14/09 12:05 PM
i like my men smaller than me - i refuse to look up to anyone!

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Fri 08/14/09 12:04 PM

so today he has dropped his appeal!


ofcourse he's only dropped his appeal so's he can be released on compassionate grounds!

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Fri 08/14/09 12:01 PM



i noticed, i noticed!!!!! you have been way to sweet, so spill it what the h*ll is going on with you!!!huh


i'm just trying to be polite like americans are pitchfork



who the h*ll told you americans were nice, there are 2 on this website that are backstabbers!!!


well nicer than me! tongue2

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Fri 08/14/09 12:00 PM



Rude nawww 3 pages already you must of been a bad boy pitchfork :angel: I like a little of both:wink:



noway

shocked shocked shocked

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Fri 08/14/09 10:36 AM
so today he has dropped his appeal!

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Fri 08/14/09 09:48 AM
run forest, run scared

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Fri 08/14/09 09:46 AM


pervs?


And the problem is???happy

I'm not really a perv yet, I am just kinky and in training, but I will get there in timedevil

The difference between kinky and perverted...
Kinky is when you tickle her butt with a feather,
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.

shocked shocked

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Fri 08/14/09 09:34 AM
pervs?

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Fri 08/14/09 09:32 AM



I hope you dont mind that while Im sucking up, that I swallow.

*bats eyelashes*

ha ha



UGH! I just heard *slurp, slurp* when I read that! sick laugh


laugh im terrible.


indeedy! facial? :wink:

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Fri 08/14/09 09:31 AM


C'mon...admit it...almost everyone sucks up for one reason or another...some so much that it makes me want to retch, but hey...it's better than a high colonic!

So here's your chance...suck up to your heart's (& butt-kissing lip's) content...extra points given for creativity & desperation...:wink:

I'll start...

Fifer is soooo awesome! I just wanna eat him up with a spoon! Why couldn't "I" have been born a boy instead? It wouldn't matter...he's so awesome in his awesomeness that I could never compete with the other boys! tears





That is ALMOST what I was gonna say. Except I was going to end it with he wouldn't want another boy :wink:

blushing


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Fri 08/14/09 09:18 AM

wait, you tryin to tell us you got laid?


as if!!!!grumble