Overheard in the bar of the honeymoon hotel where two of the male guests were swapping first night stories.

Guy 1. "It was truly fantastic, we shared the hot tub out on the balcony and then she gave me the most erotic massage...WOW !! I have no idea where I got the stamina from but we made love five times. How about you"?

Guy 2. We didn't do any of that, I mean after sixteen hours on the flight over here who's got time... Nah we just stripped off and just got after it".

Guy 1. " So how many times did you manage then ?

Guy 2. "Let me see... near as I can recall...Um! Once".

Guy 1. " Is that it...ONCE! Crying out loud you're on your honeymoon man... what did your new wife say to you this morning "?

Guy 2. "Sounded like GERROFF "!!!