two men go to a whorehouse one evening
one man was tall and one man was a midget
they chose their companion and retired to their rooms
they happened to get rooms next to each other
long after the tall man had finished his business he could hear his neighbour with his companion
he envied his friend for his stamina
the next morning as they were leaving
the tall man, grinning, said to his friend 'you had a hell of a night'
I could hear you, shouting.. '1,2,3 ungh, 1,2,3..ungh....
the shorter man groaned and said 'what you heard was me...trying to get up on the bed....

Very funny!!

so close n yet so far
story of some people's lives

Very funny, thanks.

i do the 1,2,3 count too but i do it just trying to get my pants off

a man tells his friend his stamina is 1 h and 1 min.
1hour is for preparing and 1 min for intercourse

Overheard in the bar of the honeymoon hotel where two of the male guests were swapping first night stories.

Guy 1. "It was truly fantastic, we shared the hot tub out on the balcony and then she gave me the most erotic massage...WOW !! I have no idea where I got the stamina from but we made love five times. How about you"?

Guy 2. We didn't do any of that, I mean after sixteen hours on the flight over here who's got time... Nah we just stripped off and just got after it".

Guy 1. " So how many times did you manage then ?

Guy 2. "Let me see... near as I can recall...Um! Once".

Guy 1. " Is that it...ONCE! Crying out loud you're on your honeymoon man... what did your new wife say to you this morning "?

Guy 2. "Sounded like GERROFF "!!!

This was very funny - I might just have to borrow it :)

Sign on the cathouse door: WE ARE CLOSED BEAT IT