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Wed 12/02/09 11:13 PM


Come on little piggies :)












I will never eat bacon or ham sandwiches again! Look at those little cuties!

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Wed 12/02/09 11:11 PM
You too!

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Wed 12/02/09 11:09 PM
What's the difference between a golf player and one of our former presidents? Not much and people will forget all about it in a month.

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Wed 12/02/09 09:23 PM
I need 2 Jello shots and a few snuggles.

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Wed 12/02/09 06:11 PM
Before I got stranded on Kitty Island the only snow we ever saw in San Diego County was up in the Laguna Mountains. Then they announced it on t.v and everyone drove up there. People got stuck in the snow, traffic jams, wet soggy snow, ONE lodge for food, etc.whoa

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Wed 12/02/09 06:05 PM
I have warmth, cuddles, companionship from my little Schnauzer. But, he doesn't have the fireworks I want! That's why I'm here.slaphead

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Sun 11/29/09 01:17 PM







People used to pet me.


















Oh, Lil' Kitty, when all is said and done and characters drift in and out of my life YOU are there all fluffy and warm and purring. I love you, Lil' Kitty!

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Sun 11/29/09 01:12 PM
In the meantime, I'm still sitting here with my Schnauzer.slaphead

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Sat 11/28/09 05:08 PM

Now Katz, don't just blame the men.

For me, there seemed to be such a change, around the end of the 60's & early 70's. Many things I had been taught, ALL my life, changed over nite. women didn't act/dress/talk like ladies, always had. Some of it was good, but some was bad. Sex became so much more open, those hidden treasures were no longer hidden, but thrust in our faces & used as a tease. Now I DO NOT mean that this took away, any one's responsibility to be a lady or a GENTLEMAN. Just don't want you putting all this on the men.

I think, for you & I, we want life to be more as we were raised.
Just the thoughts of an old sage.





I was real careful in my post about blame. Actually, I have put the blame mostly on women in that while trying to be equals to men women have thrown feminity out the window. When is the last time you saw a woman embarrassed that her slip was showing or her bra strap was revealed? Now it's quite vogue to purposely have your bra straps showing! How about language? It isn't real feminine to hear a woman use the "f" word as an adverb constantly and loudly. How many women worry about their reputation if they allow themselves some sex play the night before? All of these behaviors fall under the Free Candy I referred to.
jrbogie mentioned traits that women searched for in a man to be a good mate but those prerequisites no longer hold water because she doesn't need a man to take care of her when the state will and she can have a perfectly formed and beautiful baby with coloring and intelligence of her choosing via a petrie dish. There's no place to lay blame other than society and the times, they are a'changin'!

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Sat 11/28/09 01:18 AM
I think I have it figured out. I have noticed such a change in men of all ages since I was dating a hundred years ago. Somewhere along the line women in general, NOT ALL, but some became loose and trampy. They started giving it away and exposing things that used to be a mysterious treat. If the sign in the candy store says, "FREE CANDY" then candy becomes no big deal. Men, for the most part, have this aloof attitude because if the woman chooses to be lady-like(remember that term?) the man knows he can go a block and a half down the road and get whatever he wants, not thinking about any kind of future for himself.
Do we blame womens' liberation, the nothing is obscene law, pornography?

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Fri 11/27/09 11:46 PM
I was a visitor on Thanksgiving so I went OSI tonight and got all the stuff to make my own turkey dinner. Gotta have those turkey, mayo & lettuce & a little dill pickle sandwiches!!

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Thu 11/26/09 07:58 PM
I think the focus group for this thread should be the MEN...do they still like sex when they are 50+? If they still like it can they do it? Just sayin'...whoa

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Wed 11/25/09 12:38 AM

The feast sounds wonderful but I'm heading OSI, over the river and through the woods to a marvelous place called "my kid's house" for a little holiday celebration.

Will probably be checking in because I hear they have this amazing invention called "the Internet!" In case I can't figure out the new-fangled thing, I'll just take this moment wish you all a terrific feast of coconut, steak, passionfruit fried pies and jello shots...

Friends are one of the most important things to be thankful for and I consider you, my fellow islanders, just that. :heart:















My heart is heavy. What a nice thing to say. I love all of my Kitty Islanders too. Happy Thanksgiving.:cry: :heart: drinker flowerforyou

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Mon 11/23/09 01:36 AM
On the way home tonight I got a #16 at the Mexican place (enchilada, tostada, rice & beans) then I got a big cinnamon donut and a chocolate doughnut AND some Cokes.:angel:

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Mon 11/23/09 01:31 AM


Should we check Jayne for Hickeys? .... Lots and lots of hickeys!













I wish someone would check me for hickeys or measles or chickenpox or tattoos or piercings or freckles or SOMETHING! I just need to be checked!tongue2

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Mon 11/23/09 01:26 AM
Are jello shots jello with booze in them? I was thinking we could make pies with the marshmallows and the jello but I don't want getting a buzz to become a project.slaphead

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Sat 11/21/09 04:03 PM







Will someone pet me please?














Awwwww, Lil' Kitty. Pet, pet, pet & kissies. There now.:heart:

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Sat 11/21/09 04:01 PM
Edited by Katzenschnauzer on Sat 11/21/09 04:02 PM



I would be glad to rub you ladies feet & learn to do your nails.
bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile pitchfork :thumbsup: drinker



Really doubt that there is much that I can be taught??

Usually been there done that, at least once.

Dad always said my problem was: "I'd try most anything ONCE & if I LIKED IT; I'd do it again."
pitchfork pitchfork drool :laughing: slaphead :thumbsup: winking waving



















It's a deal! Actually, you can do my feet and rub my nails and I'll teach you to...oh, my...almost lost control there.smitten slaphead







Now, Oldsage, there is nothing more challenging to me than a man who says he's done it all. Trust me when I tell you that you haven't.flowerforyou pitchfork

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Sat 11/21/09 03:58 PM


Her outfit is much more comfortable than coconut bras....laugh laugh


I knew you were uncomfortable in that coconut bra! Let me help you with that.happy












Heh, heh, heh.pitchfork

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Sat 11/21/09 03:58 PM

You do look good Katz...and we KNEW there was a man involved!
You wild thing!

(Yeah, yeah...living OSI vicariously!)











If I ever find that treasure chest I will take the money and establish a Home For The Hopelessly Bewildered, Confused and Misguided Men who have come and gone in my life here lately. OMG!slaphead

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