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Wed 06/01/16 02:59 PM
SINGLE REAL LOVING MAN
***SEEKING***
SINGLE REAL LOVING WOMAN

NOT IN ANY WAY THE NORM OF TODAY..EXQUISITE MAN
SEEKING SAME LOVING.

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Tue 06/30/15 09:06 PM
HEY SOUFIE....
FOR REAL...THERE IS AN EMERGENCY BUTTON...YOU CAN HIT THE PHONE BUTTON..TO ANSWER OR MAKE CALLS
HIT THE ONSTAR BUTTON FOR ALMOST EVERYTHING..
HIT THE EMERGENCY BUTTON..AND BINGO..YOU HAVE THE CLOSEST 911 OPERATOR..AND IT IS FAAASSSTTT..AND IT GETS YOUR SPEED..DIRECTION..MONITORS INTERIOR OF CAR...THANK GOD..FOR THAT BUTTON.
just me

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Fri 06/26/15 06:04 PM
ALEX...I'LL TAKE BEES FOR $500

WHAT IS BOOKKEEPPING

****DAILY DOUBLE****


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Fri 06/26/15 05:51 PM
MEL....YOU ARE A SPECIAL WOMAN...AND A SWEETHEART..I AGREE 100 %...AND ADD AN AMEN TO PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION....I ALSO SAY TO THE WOMAN...DONT GET ON YOUR KNEES IN THE GROCERY STORE FIRE LANE ONLY OR PARKING LOT......AND TO THE MAN...DONT PUT HER ON THE HOOD OF YOUR HUMMER...AND ESPECIALLY..WITH NO PANTIES ON....AND NO THATS NOT IMPLYING HIM.

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Fri 06/26/15 05:23 PM
Edited by snailsoftandslow on Fri 06/26/15 05:31 PM
I AM A VIETNAM VETERAN..HAD 30 SOME CORVETTES..UP TO A 2013 C6 GRAND SPORT NIGHT RACE BLUE/wEBONY int. Ls3/460hp./200mph.
I HAVE SINCE GONE TO A 2007 C6 COUPE BLACK/wEBONYint. Ls2/400hp./200mph.
I HAVE SINCE GONE TO A 2009
C6 COUPE VELOCITY YELLOW/w
BEIGHint. Ls3/460hp./200mph.
I COULD LIST THEM ALL..BUT I HAVE THE PICTURES AND WINDOW STICKERS FOR SHOW.
I LOVE THE COMPANY OF A GREAT LOOKING WOMAN...THAT LOVES TO RIDE
AND ENJOY THE SIGHTS OF CITYLIGHTS...FRESH AIR...GREAT LEATHER SEATING...AND COMFORTABLE..BOSE SURROUND SOUND..VISITS TO QUAINT RESTAURANTS...AND FOR THE WOMAN...BATHROOM STOPS...OR SMOKE STOPS. A FUN EVENING FOR INTERESTING CONVERSATION OR VERBAL INNER EAR CANAL
INTERCOURSING...(nonsexual).
NO I AM NOT GAY, BI, OR E.D.. I
JUST LOVE TO CRUISE...AND YES CASINOs CAN BE A DETOUR
BY MUTUAL AGREEMENT. ALL STOPS ARE BY MUTUAL AGREEMENT...DIRECTIONS TO ANY MUTUALLY AGREED LOCATION WILL BE PROVIDED BY ONSTAR ..TURN BY TURN..AND TELEPHONE INCOMING AND OUTGOING...THERE IS ALSO AN EMERsmitten GENCY 911 BUTTON WITH SATELLITE MONITORING OF LOCATION...DIRECTION..AND SPEED..IN ANY UNFORSEEN MISHAPS OR ATTEMPTED CAR JACKINGS...AND YES I KNOW HOW TO COMPETENTLY MAINTAIN CONTROL...IN ANY AND ALL SITUATIONS AND DRIVING CONDITIONS. RIDING ATTIRE IS THE SOLE DISCRETIONARY RESPONSIBILITY OF THE WOMAN ( copilot). GAMBLING FINANCES WILL BE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF EACH INDIVIDUAL GAMBLER..MEALS AND DRINKS BY MUTUAL AGREEMENT AND THE DRIVER (pilot) SHALL AND WILL RETAIN THE DESIGNATED DRIVER AND NONALCOHOL STATUS...THRU OUT THE ENTIRETY OF THE EVENINGS ROADJET FLIGHT AND ITS SAFE RETURN TO ITS POINT OF ORIGINALLY SCHEDULED LIFTOFF LOCATION.

IF YOU ARE A GORGEOUS WOMAN OR HAVE AN ADVENTUROUS NEED AND LOVE TO RIDE...PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONTACT YOUR PILOT
snailsoftandslow...
BY TEXT MESSAGE...AND THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONsmitten LY...AND IS NOT TO BE AS A TAXI OR FOR HIRE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATIONAL...IS A MEANS OF FRIENDSHIP AND COMMUNICATION ONLY..AND OF EACHOTHERS FREEWILL TO TRAVEL AS A COUPLE OR CLOSE FRIENDS AND IN NO WAY A BUSINESS OR PROFESSIONAL PARTNERSHIP.

HEY GORGEOUS WANNA FLY AROUND AND AWAY WITH ME.
YOUR CABIN MASTER.
GARY.

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Fri 02/27/15 08:59 AM
HI TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU RESIDENTS OF TWOMINGLELAND..AND A HAPPY FRIDAY TO ALL ! So far...I enjoy the site, even though its still alittle slow in its pages. Some profiles and ads are somewhat discouraging, least in TRUE locations as stated..yet not enough to defer looking and responding. HAVE sent out feelers...and gotten nice replies in exchange .There seems to be an alarming number of females..that somehow don't really precieve life, in honesty. We as men..have to jump through hoops of all sizes and shapes, to go to extremes, to prove we're not some half crazed, super stalking pervert, or other creep in life. In real life..theres not many MEN, that own cars, property, maintain bank accounts, checking and savings, hold valid credit and debit cards, have drivers license, registrations, tags, residences, passports, utilities, phones..ect...and when we meet a woman, right off the bat..we have to text only..wait to get phone numbers..addresses..or any other personally identifiable information, because of this or that, and you have to be so careful of men.. **HEY**..HOLD ON A MINUTE HERE..EILENE WARNOS WAS A MAN STALKER, MASS MURDERER..NOT TO MENTION, EVERY CITY, IN EVERY STATE, HAS WOMENS PRISIONS, FILLED WITH SOME OF THE WORST, LOW LIFES, AND SCUMS OF THE EARTH. LOSE THEIR KIDS TO DCF, ARE DRUG ADDICS,HOOKERS,PROSTITUTES, SCAMMERS...OH HI MARTHA STEWART..AND ON AND ON. DID YOU AS A WOMAN...JUST AS EQUAL TO A MAN..REALIZE, THAT TO HAVE ALL THE AFOREMENTIONED NECESSITIES OF HAVING, AND BEING A MAN..SOME OF US EXMILITARY, VETERANS..FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE..ALL UNDER SCRUNITINY OF CITY, COUNTY, STATE, FEDERAL, POLICE LICENSE PLATE CAPTURES ON VIDEO, CSMERAS ON EVERY ROAD, STREET, HIGHWAY, INTERSTATE, STOPLIGHTS, LICENSE CHECKPOINTS, DUI CHECKPOINTS, INFORMATION SHARING OF ALL AGENCIES..AND THE FBI,CIA, HOMELAND SECURITY..AND 100's OF OTHERS, UNBEKNOWNCED TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC...** WAKE UP WOMEN **men need to check out women also..and remember your parents saying " get off that phone, you been on it for hours"..thats even before cellphones..Stop and think..we CAN call eachother..we CAN meet in public places, we can stop some of this agressive and toxic thinking..START looking for drug dealers, gangs, ISIS CELLS..AND PEOPLEVFLYING PLANES TOWARDS TALL BUILDINGS.NO WONDER SOCIETY HAS MADE EVERYONE SO UNEASY, AND ON THE DEFENSIVE.GO PLACES IN GROUPS OF TWOS..THREES..LET 6 PEOPLE ALL HANG OUT TOGETHER AS A GROUP..UNTIL YOU FEEL SAFE AND SECURE AGAIN..LIGHTEN UP..BE GIVING..CARING..COMPASSONITE..LOVING..HELPING..BE HUMAN AGAIN..MALE OR FEMALE..IF YA DONT BELIEVE IN GOD..I FEEL SORRY FOR YA..I DIED 3 TIMES..MET HIM..SPOKE TO ME
THINK..BELIEVE..TYTHE..BLESS..TRUST AGAIN...GOD BLESS..HOPE YA LIKE MY PROFILE..SNAILSOFTANDSLOW