So true. Right on!

Excellent!

That's classic!

Two words. Animal House!

Gardenforge is right on the money. It gonna brew and brew until,
whammo!
World Wars take sometime time to peak and WWIII is well on it's way.
Heads up! Just remember: Duck and cover!


Yeah, this wasn't in the right section.

Dude, I'm so sorry to about this. My prayers are with you and your
family. I wish all of you the best of luck.

I Fu**ing Hate You - Godsmack
Disposable Heroes - Metallica
Captive Honour - Megadeth

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Any '24' fans out there?

Nahcopied & pasted

The Greatest Lies Ever Told:


1.The check's in the mail.
2.I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
3.I thought I already gave you that money I owed you.
4.I promise I'll pay you back next Friday.
5.I've never been this drunk before.
6.I'll never get this drunk again.
7.I've checked this Email out, and it's really not a hoax.
8.Now we're even.
9.I'm fine.
10.We found and fixed the last bug!
11.The software will ship on schedule.
12.It was as simple as that.
13.It's all your fault!
14.I love you
15.You don't need to use a condom; I'm on the Pill.
16.I don't need to use a condom; I've had a vasectomy and tested
negative for STDs.
17.A representative of the government says...
18.We'll have the repairs on your car done by noon.
19.Operator, my calling card number is...
20.You look like you haven't aged a day.
21.No, I don't think that outfit makes you look fat.
22.This is what it will cost to repair your car.
23.If elected, I promise...
24.You're going to love working here.
25.I don't know what you're talking about.
26.Nine out of ten people surveyed said...
27.Please hold, and a customer service representative will be with you
shortly.
28.I'll only take a minute of your time.
29.Our cellular phones will give you more freedom...
30.100% compatible with your existing equipment.
31.!!Make Money Fast!!
32.Lose all the weight you want!
33.I'm being totally unbiased.
34.I promise I'll pull out in time.
35.With all due respect...
36.For your convenience...
37.In order to serve you better...
38.I'm planning to get a divorce so I can marry you.
39.I'll call you.
40.I never meant to mislead you.
41.My wife/husband is okay with me seeing other people; s/he just
doesn't want to know about it.
42.I'm not leaving you for him/her; I just need some space to think
things through.
43.This will only hurt a little.
44.This will hurt me more than it does you.
45.I'm doing this for your own good.
46.It's only for a little while...
47.I didn't mean any harm.
48.Oh well, no harm done...
49.It was an accident.
50.I didn't do it.
51.I don't know who did it.
52.We are experiencing a peak level of call volume...
53.Free Adult XXX Web Site!!!
54.No obligation!
55.You may already be a winner!
56.This product was made in an environmentally friendly manner.
57.I know it's none of my business...
58.I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but...
59.This should be easy.
60.To speak to a representative, press "9".
61.It's nothing personal.
62.This isn't partisan politics; it's for the good of the country.
63.I'm not addicted; I can quit smoking any time I want.
64.New and Improved!
65.Trust me.
66.That was special.

Hmmmmmmm Interesting

I'm so glad to see I'm not the only one.
A year ago I had two different women contact me, one claiming to be
from South Africa and the other from Russia. They did everything that
has been described on this thread.
They wanted me to give out my home address so they could ship boxes of
their clothes to me. In return, I'd recieve $40,000 for helping out.
They went into detail about how their fathers were the heads of oil
companies and how urgent the situation was for them to get to
America.

These two fleas, Hal and Sam, were sitting on the beach in Miami,
soaking up the sun. Hal was enjoying himself tremendously, while Sam was
suffering terribly from a cold. Hal asked Sam why he was so sick.

"Well," said Sam, "I got to Miami by climbing into some fellow's
mustache, and he rode down on a motorcycle."

"Next year," Hal advised, " you should use my method. You go to a bridge
club meeting and wait until one of the ladies mentions a trip to Miami,
then you climb up her leg until you find a warm moist spot, and you
travel there."


The next year Hal happened to run into Sam on the beach, and Sam was
sick again.

"Well I tried your method," he explained," I went to a bridge club
meeting, found a lady going to Miami, climbed up her leg until I found a
warm moist spot. On the way to Miami she stopped in Washington D.C., I
fell asleep, and when I woke up I was in some fellow's mustache, riding
to Miami on a motorcycle."

Diet Coke

Spanking isn't the answer. Ever!
How could anyone bring themselves to hit a child? I have never
spanked my daughter and never will.
It's all in how the situation is handled. I believe a stern voice or
reverse psychology is by far, the best solution to resolving a problem.
I was spanked as a kid and believe me, it sucked and didn't work. It
made me want to rebel even more. I feel spanking just made me despise
my parents at the time.
As a father nowadays, I always use alternative methods of discipline
with great success. Why resort to violence? There's just no need for
it. Ever.

Primal Concrete Sledge - Pantera