Dear Santa, For Christmas this year could you please bring me a new girlfriend? If it's not too much to ask I'd like her to be pretty, kind and not too crazy. I'd like it if she enjoyed going out but also was happy to sit on the couch occasionally with her head on my shoulder. I realize that you can only do so much however and I can probably deal with a mild case of crazy if you can also get me a new bike. I really like the red one you got my friend Larry. Thanks, P.S. I don't think you can fit down my chimney since it's a gas log so I'll leave my window unlocked.. Please don't tell Mom Ok a few facts: I have three kids (16,18,20) Most of my friends say I'm funny but a smart A place with live music is fun but a movie on the couch is good too I enjoy travel and have a list of places I will see in the next 5 years No disrespect meant but I don't date outside of my race. I am looking for someone that takes care of themselves both physically and mentally. Lots more but you have to ask. I don't mind text and email but I enjoy a simple phone conversation and meetup like the old days