I am living large and taking chargeI get ignored so much that my nicknameshould be Terms And Conditions.Love me, hate me - either way you'rethinking of me!If time is money I am running out of time.I'd rather eat chocloate than worry about if Ihave a thigh gap!WARNING: I have an attitude and I know howto use it!I'm so HOT - I make fire!My daily routine: Get up. Be awesome. Goback to bed.I can count the amount of boyfriends I'vehad on one hand. If I use a calculator.When I get lonely I set my phone's alarm togo off every 15 minutes and imagine peopleare texting me.Perhaps I could be of assistance? After all, Ihappen to be awesome.I have a disease called AWESOME. Kiss meI'm contagious!I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat disorder of pizza, dis order of fries and disorder of nuggets.I meant to behave, but there were so manyother options.I wish Facebook would notify me whensomeone delete's me. That way I could 'Like'it.Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.I live in a world of fantasy, so keep yourreality away from me!I am convinced that life is 10% what happensto me and and 90% how I react to it.My life motto is simple: Follow your dreams...I can resist everything except temptation!I'm not a cougar, I'm a jaguar!I'm not immature...I just know how to havefun!I respect those who respect me and forgetthose who forget me. Simple as that.I am old enough to know better - but youngenough to still do it anyway!Everyone I know is either getting married orpregnant. I'm just getting more AWESOME!I don't look back - Unless there's a goodview!I drink coffee... For your protection.I'm slow to trust, but quick to love. I wish toohard and I give too much. I'm not saying I'mperfect, but I promise I'm worth it!I believe what we do flows from who we are.I am athletic. I surf the net.I don't pretend to be someone I'm not... But ifyou'd like to see me as someone who isgorgeous, rich and famous that's fine withme.I'm not unlucky in love - I'm just extremelygood at being single!I'm not shy